youssef

-The preliminary stage of life right before someone wants to be a fighter jet pilot

"Look at him, he's probably going through youssef"

by Androu A January 13, 2005

Dirty Youssef

When someone completes a task un-aided, to the surprise of others who doubted

A: Done!
B: How? I never thought you’d be able to do that!
A: Well, next time instead of being doubtful think before you dish me a dirty Youssef!!

by Getfucked Newman April 19, 2020

youssef

a very nice person will steal your girl before u blink usually make bare p still. friends with a irish don named ciaran.and a paki friend named amir. he has a peng girl. mum and dad are nonces

aye youssef hes a real one

by tydctrfhg March 22, 2019

yousefism

something redundant that yousef usually says or asks. he usually says it after someone said the same exact thing 2 seconds before him.

random student-"what's a variable?"
teacher-"a variable is a symbol that represents a quantity that may assume any given value or set of values."
2 minutes later:
yousef-"what's a variable?"
teacher-"Heh there you go with your yousefisms."
class-"Hahahahahahahaahahahahahahaahaa"

by Valerie Margarita December 6, 2006

youssef

a bad man who wants to be good

my brother youssef... he does bad things but he wants very much to be good

by prettyugly November 21, 2004

Yousef's Mom

utterly milftastic.

quiznos footlong 4 dolla meatball maranara torpedo. oh baby.

just stick it to the man.

there are tits on yousef's mom's chest.




aweee yeahhhh......

















tits.

by Quizno's Comercial Announcer April 11, 2009

Youssef

1.a used condom.

2. a moose mating call.

1.Remember to throw your Youssef away, boys and girls!

2. YOUUUUSSEF! *(Lots of moose come running over)

by ...TI December 14, 2008