off your shit

To be a little fuckoed in the head.

Dude, after I've jammed 10 pencils in your ears, you seemed to be a tad off your shit.

by Jaggo March 22, 2004

piece your shits

To fight someone, to beat someone up, to square up

"I'll piece your shits"

by Bangsauce March 26, 2017

Your Shits Weak

Your shits weak.
Used when talking smack to someone and saying there come backs are weak.

"Yo momma" -
"Your shits weak man" -

by Mokesha May 22, 2009

Fuck your shit

A retort used to identify the complete disagreement with someone's statement or opinion. It is not as severe as telling someone "fuck you" but it still carries much of that insult's weight.

Man: Wahhh you only got that engineering job because they're trying to fill a quota for diversity wahhhh (continue whining baby sounds)
Woman: Whatever, fuck your shit. You're just mad you have to step up your engineering game because no one wants your tired ass average self.

by VMars December 14, 2014

Spread your shit

The act of spreading one's buttcheeks apart so a police officer can insert his penis into your rectal cavity.

Antwaan wasn't happy when he heard officer Johnson say "Spread your shit because I'm gonna butter your cornhole".

by Don Weber March 28, 2008

eat your shit

Someone who could seriously kick the living shit out of you.

"Is that guy good at fighting?"
"That guy could eat your shit."

by Chaos Zero June 1, 2003

eating your shit

the pinnacle expression of gratitude or appreciation one can give

I thought you would be fuckin' eating your shit over that monkey I got you for christmas but you didn't.

by branderoos May 16, 2008