your mom 

a word that is used when you don't feel like answering a question that is asked, even if it doesn't make sense.

your sis: dude, what are you watching
you: your mom!

bob: hey, what time is it?
you: your mom!

your mom by texas August 4, 2003

your mom 

The first or second in an almost ritualistic chain of insults. Can also be used as a stand alone insult. It is best used by mixing it with part of the first speakers sentence. Often used when A: it makes no sense, or, B: it makes way too much sense.

-Ex 1-
Person 1: That's one tall building
Person 2: Your MOM is one tall building!
Person 1: Your FACE is one tall building!!
Person 2: Your MOM'S FACE is one tall buidling!!!
Everyone else in the room: Ooohhhh!!

-Ex 2-
Person 1: I don't think i'm gonna to make it to friday.
Person 2: Come ON man!
Person 1: Hehehe... I'll come on.... YOUR MOM! OH!!

your mom by ymf January 8, 2008

your mom 

the answer to all lifes questions and queries.

you: whats the meaning of life?
me: your mom

you: what we having for tea tonight?
me: your mom

you: wheres sam?
me: with your mom

your mom by DinkyDizzy May 8, 2005

your mom 

These two words are to be put in the place of the initial noun to mock the other person.

Cashier: A dollar even.
Bob: You mom's a dollar even.

your mom by Jane and Jenny April 17, 2004

your mom 

1. Used when you were moded and don't know how to respond to the statement in a sensible manner (This CAN be funny, but be careful! You can sometimes leave hard feelings/hurt emotions when talking about someone's "momma"

Friends kicking it at a basketball game...

Guy 1: DEFENSE! (clap, clap) DEFEN--
Guy 2: Defense? Dude, we're on offense.
Guy 1: *doesn't know how to respond, doesn't want to look stupid* ...YOUR MOM'S on offense!! *looks satisfied*
Random Friends: OHHHHH!! YOUR MOM'S ON OFFENSE!!
(all share a good laugh)

OR, HURT EMOTIONS VERSION

Guy 1: DEFENSE! (clap, clap) DEFEN--
Guy 2: Defense? Dude, we're on offense.
Guy 1: *doesn't know how to respond, doesn't want to look stupid* ...YOUR MOM'S on offense!! *looks satisfied*
Random Friend: *shakes head in disbelief* Too far, man. *comforts Guy 2*
Guy 2: *snivel* ...My mom's not even ON offense!!
Guy 1: Alright, I'm sorry, man.
(group hug)

your mom by samantha-fantha February 16, 2013

your mom 

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your mom by Doge doge doge January 10, 2017

Your Mom 

Was riding my dick last night

Guy1: Your mom .
Guy2: What about her ?
Guy 1: She was riding dick last night .

Your Mom by Td April 12, 2017