Yoomans

Another way to say the word human
When having a speech impediment, a person might say the word as yooman

While talking about reproduction Mr. Driehaus said that yoomans have reproduced since the beginning of time.

by mark is a sneast December 16, 2019

yomom

Says that your mom is not alright

Bob:You are noob
DA ZNAESH CHE NE SAM DIDOU: Yomom gay

by DA ZNAESH CHE NE SAM DIDOU January 29, 2020

yomomsexual

Noun - Individual Who partakes in Sexual Intercourse with "Yo Mom"

"I identify as a yomomsexual"
"cool what does that mean?"

"i bang yo moma"

by TheBidding21 July 8, 2021

Yocum

A man, wearing a baseball cap, on a video conference, while explaining why things that don’t matter matter.

I just had a yocum when I was trying to get work done

by Dib Dub Dub February 2, 2023

yokomizo

The name of that man that schizophrenic guy keeps seeing and talking with

Person 1: Why is he talking with nothing

Person 2: Oh it's actually Yokomizo

by MariMarianette July 19, 2023

yolometer

The distance you are willing to go to have a laugh, very subjective. 10m is a yolometer for one alcoholic drink, 5000m if Megan Fox is at the end.

A yolometer is 1yl/m

Me:'I'd go 10yl/m for her'
Jeffernan: 'Nah, she's only worth 4yl/m'

by Quavercards September 30, 2013

Yoomin

A dolphin-humanoid who frequents the depths of Tumblr and survives on a diet of rice and barley tea. She will show you 83 photos of her cat whether you ask her or not. A kind and benevolent creature, she will tend to your wounds when you are ill and listen to your grievances with an open heart. Weaknesses include mornings, hunger, and large crowds. Highly motivated by food. Does not bite. HAS A MASSIVE PENIS.

Human: Hot diggity, look at that cute Yoomin. I would def. get midnight ice cream and fries with her.

Dolphin: □□□○¿¿¡○°□□□□

by IAmNotAState April 8, 2017