Yapster

A person, usually in their early to mid 30s, who is too old to fully embrace the lifestyle of a modern age Hipster (e.g. due to professional reasons, family life).

While holding on to some hipster-esque items, features or behaviors, the Yapster at the same time extensively talks about hipsterism in an ostensibly pejorative way, usually to other Yapster friends.

"Lars has been drinking Club Mate all day while bad-mouthing his Hipster neighbors. He is such a Yapster!"

by azm0 June 18, 2013

yesterday

the previous day
the feeling of nostalgia

by sleepisbetter June 28, 2003

yeaster

to produce yeast

your mom has yeast coming out her twat.

you stupid yeaster, go pound good cuntrotte

by ihatefagpunks August 9, 2003

Yaseer

A sexy boy who gets all the females

Yaseer slid his dick into her

by Peaceboy123 January 26, 2019

the only easy day was yesterday

Is a quote from the Navy SEALs for inspiration.

Cheer up dude, the only easy day was yesterday.

by ThEnAmEtHaTsHoUlDnOtBeSaiD October 16, 2017

Yesterday Me

The inconsiderate asshole who is to be blamed for everything that goes wrong in your life.

Example 1

I wanted to fry up some eggs and bacon for breakfast today, but Yesterday Me decided to eat the hole goddamn fridge empty.

Example 2
Guy 1: You know that psycho chick i finally got rid of a couple weeks ago?
Guy 2: Yeah?
Guy 1: Well Yesterday Me thought it'd be a laugh to call her up and go sleep with her. Now i'm stuck with her. Again!
Guy 2: Man, i really hate that guy!

by B0hem May 18, 2010

born day before yesterday

Slang sarcastic term for when a person doesn’t know much but does know something.

You know, I wasn’t exactly born yesterday, I was born day before yesterday!

by Dr Bunnygirl May 21, 2021