Yarker

The name you call the pieces of shit that masturbate on webcam during chat roulette.

I was on chat roulette, and i kept getting the "yarkers" OR

The disgusting yarker had to be nexted.

by tbird4427 March 11, 2010

Sprinkler Yacked

When someone projectile vomits in a semi-circular pattern creating a sprinkler-like effect. Usually only occurs when copious amounts of alcohol are readily available and consumed.

Last night some freshman sprinkler yacked all over my kitchen!

by Witz Kalitzel November 1, 2010

shank yanker

A middle-aged man who masterbates with a knife while listening to the recorded sound of children screaming.

When the cleaning lady opened the drawer and found a rusted blade and a spooge-stained tape recorder, she knew there was a shank yanker inhabiting the room.

by ickabodCANE February 26, 2004

yakker

Baseball slang for a curve ball. Also referred to as Uncle Charlie.

That was a lights-out yakker Wainwright served up to Carlos Beltran in the Cards win over the Mets in the 7th game of the NCS.

by antelope al June 30, 2008

Yicker

A word given to people who are native to the borough of Haydock. It has been scientifically proven that Yickers are the hardest people in St.Helens. They are well known for drinking on their sacred place Kingies. The most notable Yicker is Darren Tickle, he lives off Oranjeboom and Jenny Vaughns polly. Yickers are all in fear of the most notable gang Yick Clique they are brave war lords. Yickers are all perfect apart from there slight smell off BO. People from St.Helens are all petrified off Yickers especially people from Parr, Newton and Sutton (all pussys). If you are gay u get beat up in Haydock. It is also a strong hold for the EDL. The school is pretty shit but it teaches u for later life in haydock, You basically smoke 5 cigs a day in school because of the cigs contaminating the air. Every Yickers has to go through an initiation ceremony, you have to down a 3 bomb (only true yicker have done this). Most birds are ugly from yick there are only the few exceptions. Finally, every lad from yick has a 8 inch + penis. #Yickermemert

Parr Ed- “Ey lad we’re ye from”
Yicker- “yicker me mert!”
* Parr Ed runs for his life

Yicker- “ Another lad from parr who’s a pussy”
*Yicker walks home and sees some newtoners and bangs all 50 of them
* Newtoners start crying
Yicker “ Don’t mess with yick lads”

by YickerMeMert July 1, 2020

yackel bomb

Vodka, Rum, Gin, Whiskey, and a Little Love. Dropped into a glass of mike's hard lemonade.

Yo dawg wanna have a jagerbomb?
Naw man I wanna have a yackel bomb.
What the fuck is a yackel bomb?
It'll fuck you up

by arex ranas May 15, 2010

slackem yackem

A Discreet Way Of Saying Wack Off; TO Masturbate

Im Gonna Go Home And Slackem Yackem Bro.

by Mike Medley June 27, 2004