Massive wool

Someone who is an absolute stain and pisses everyone off he or she meets.

"Oi Mol, Seen that guy at the bar in that rhinstone t-shirt sipping his stella!"

"Yeah Smig what about him?!"

"He's a Massive Wool!"

by smig_as December 24, 2011

wool knot

Refers to the ball of fabric stuck in a hairy butt crack. Used to describe a person that is a social idiot.

You know him? Yeah, he's such a wool knot!

by Brian123 August 28, 2007

wool hound

Womanizer. Guy that chases women. Refers to women's pubic area.

"Hey, I heard John got cheating on his his girlfriend." "Yeah, he was running around with two other women at the same time. He's always been such a wool hound."

by Lkmbum January 12, 2016

wool sweater

Large quantities of pubic hair covering a bar of soap.

My brother in law was going camping, so I stole his soap, shaved my balls, and gave the soap a wool sweater.

by tviasco May 27, 2010

pull wool

To engage in sexual intercourse. This phrase is derived from the wooly texture of public hair.

I wanted to pull wool, but my girlfriend wants to save herself for marriage.

by vwallac September 30, 2006

wool here

"wool here" is a phrase used to notify others that an attractive female is in one's immediate vicinity. "wool here" draws it's roots from the baseball team of an unnamed California JUCO (Junior College). In the rare event that a beautiful girl would pass by the field, a dirtbag baseball player would bellow "wool here", thereby alerting everyone in earshot of said female's presence.

It should be noted that "wool here" is never meant to be used in a derogatory manner. Rather, it a phrase implemented solely as a means of notifying others of new found delightful scenery.

Beautiful woman walks into the room
"Wool here!"
Everyone discretely looks over

by hardhatchatter June 21, 2012

Pullin wool

Doing your best to fornicate with your woman of choice for the night.

"Stop texting me im pullin wool."

"Stop cockblocking me, I'm pullin wool."

by BMort and the Browns February 25, 2008