getting wasted

to get queasy due to the consumption of alochol and/or hallucinogens.

whoa, after all that dope, i feel soo wasted!
hey dude, we're getting wasted tonight at the party.

by LubeLobBoob April 29, 2006

gradu-wasted

To be drunk with someone in celebration of his (or one's own) graduation from college

My brother and I got completely gradu-wasted after his graduation ceremony yesterday.

by wordhero293 December 12, 2009

jackie wasted

Getting extremely fucked up to the point of oblivion. Everything that you say or do is funny and you can/will talk anyone into anything. Anything is possible & you're a champ. Repeat the next night….or day if you cant wait.

Last night i went out and got jackie wasted and tried to fight a midget.

by natalielovesjackie July 13, 2011

wasted

To be very intoxicated from the use of alcohol or drugs.

"That guy is so wasted, he can hardly stand up."

by x January 22, 2003

Wasted orgasm

A wasted orgasm is when you jack off and come but don't feel an orgasm, due to trying to prolong the pre-orgasm pleasure for too long. Usually leaving the victim with a sense of failure and frustration.

Frat Bro 1: Dude last night I was jacking off and I came and felt nothing, totally fucked up my night.

Frat Bro 2: Oh yeah dude I think that's called a wasted orgasm, I get those all the time when I think about my grandma.

Frat Bro 1: ....What the fuck dude?

Frat Bro 2: Wait what....?

by Alpha as fuck34 August 6, 2010

Wheel Barrow Wasted

When you are so wasted you feel you are going to pass out so you choose/ believe it would be a good idea if you went around the town or city with a friend pushing you in a wheel barrow. That way you can get out without any necessary mobility.

Mallory "I am soooo tired, you know I'm going to pass out right? I can't go for a walk!"

Jason "Well, we'll take you around town in a wheel barrow that way you can sleep and we can claim in the morning that we got wheel barrow wasted"

Mallory "okay, sounds hilarious"

by Spiderman Wall Kick February 5, 2012

Wasted-anxiety

The direct translation from the Norwegian word fylleangst. It is the horrible mix of feelings you get after a really drunk (typical Norwegian) night out and you might or might not remember what you have done. If you remember, the feelings are there because you were so stupid. And if you don't remember it is usually even worse because you have no idea of what has been done or said and the only clues you have are for example pictures found on your (or others') cameras/phones or items found in jacket/purse/on the floor. Or in your bed. The feelings may vary between extreme embarrasment, regret and pure anxiety (especially if the memory is blank). Doubts about whether friendships are still friendships may also arise - and also doubts regarding your own dignity and selfworth.

Waking up after a really wet night, realizing that you are wearing someone elses underwear and you cannot find yours neither remember how you got that pair on. The first feeling apart from the nausea from the hangover is the wasted-anxiety that makes you want to just stay in bed for a week. Apart from the fact that it's not your bed and you just want to get the hell out of there, which increases the wasted-anxiety to maximum level.

by inapina December 19, 2011