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fake witness

A disparaging term utilized for the purpose of discrediting someone whose truth will likely end your gravy train in Congress.
by Dr Bunnygirl February 27, 2019
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Winnie-the-pooing

When someone wears a shirt but no pants, like Winnie the Poo.
"Dude, don't sit there, Ron's been winnie-the-pooing all over this living room"
by Vagina, Alotta August 5, 2012
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the household maid witnessed it all

A less-than-well-known joke about Fereydoon's stalker (the household maid) from the game Wild ARMs 5. The "household maid" is a creepy woman who watched (or "witnessed", as she says) Fereydoon and Lucille spending some "quality time" with each other, and tells the person playing the game all about it. It's an easter egg, so very few people who have played the game actually know about it.

Outside of the WA5 cult, this phrase can be used to cause awkward silences.
Original Phrase: I witnessed it all... Fereydoon the Sentinel and a maid from Lady Diana's mansion, having tea and getting VERY cozy with each other...

Example of use in real life:

Mom: What were you doing up there with your girlfriend?

Your older brother: Uh...watching a movie?

Your younger sister, who was in the other room and heard it all: The household maid witnessed it all.
by zolo1243 December 16, 2008
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Bingering the witness

An inane line of questioning used in court proceeding with the intent of irritating the witness into reacting in an inappropriate way.
by mikkedj November 12, 2021
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Winniebago

Winniebago by definition is american motorhome. But in Goldfrapp's song however, I believe they talk about drugs. The song goes:

"Now take me dancing
At the Disco
Where you buy your
Winniebago
I wanna ride on a white horse"

So it might be interpreted as: take me dancing (dance as having fun), at the disco (at a place, space), where you buy your "ride" (since u'd buy a car in a motorhome it can be a methaphore), I wanna ride on a white horse (that's her choice of "a ride"-of a drug)

I'd guess it's cocain because of "white", but heroin is sometimes refered as horse, especially in Europe, so it might be heroin.

Later the song goes:
In the whirlpool
We'll go deeper
In this world that's
Getting cheaper
I wanna ride on a white horse

so it makes sense.
"Now take me dancing
At the Disco
Where you buy your
Winniebago
I wanna ride on a white horse"

In the whirlpool
We'll go deeper
In this world that's
Getting cheaper
I wanna ride on a white horse
by Toni_79 April 9, 2007
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Winnie Cooper

Gwendolyn "Winnie" Cooper (Danica McKellar)is a character from the show "The Wonder Years" a series that tackles the social issues and historic events of that time through the eyes of main character Kevin Arnold(Fred Savage). Kevin also deals with typical teenage social issues, including those prompted by his main love interest, Winnie Cooper, as well as typical family troubles. The story is narrated by an older, wiser Kevin (voiced by Daniel Stern), describing what is happening and what he learned from his experiences in an alternately nostalgic and ironic tone.
Kevin's main love interest. In an episode entitled "The Accident" and in the final episode, it is stated that every important event in Kevin's life somehow involves Winnie. She lives on the same block as Kevin. Their first kiss and her older brother's death while serving as a soldier in the Vietnam War play an important part of the pilot episode. In one episode, her parents separate over their grief of the death of their son. In the epilogue of the final episode, it is revealed that Winnie goes on to study art history in Paris. Kevin and Winnie write a letter to each other every week for eight years until she returns. Despite their long romance, by the time Winnie returns to the US in 1982 Kevin is married to someone else.
"Wow, she's like you're own Winnie Cooper!"

"Danica McKellar did a great job at playing Winnie Cooper in The Wonder Years."
by Mia_93 December 20, 2008
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jahova's witness

Do your job Spike! The jahova's witnesses are here again!
by ShaneV January 6, 2008
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