Timey Wimey

time and space, or anything that has to do with a TARDIS or just going anywhere or anytime in the universe.

My time travelling rocket is very timey wimey.

by TARDIS Traveler October 3, 2011

Wimey

The act of being ridiculously high and not being able to hide it well

Joe "Did you see Derek he is so high that he is blinking at different times"
Rob "Yeah he's so wimey"

by French Tickler1234567 April 16, 2014

Ain't No Wifey

1. To be single and not want a relationship
2. To "go with the flow" in a relationship, not wanting anything serious

John: "I wanted to ask Kate to marry me but I know she won't say yes."
Terry: "Why not?"
John: "Because she ain't no wifey."

Selena: "You shouldn't be hanging out with Eric if you're with Sean."
Miley: "Who cares? I ain't no wifey."

by aintn0w1fey August 30, 2013

The Wire

"The Wire" is a one-hour HBO drama set and produced in Baltimore Maryland. It was created, produced, and primarily written by David Simon. Each season details a different aspect of the city: drug trade, the port, city government, school system, and the media/newspaper. The show is recognized for its realistic portrayal of urban life, artistic ambitions, and uncommonly deep exploration of sociological themes. It has frequently been cited by critics as one of the greatest television series of all time.

Did you catch the new episode of The Wire last night? Nah man, don't you dare tell me what happened cause I recorded it.

by Thomas Alberto March 14, 2008

Waiver-wire Pickup

An attractive or "cute" girl, most likely a 6 or 7 out of 10, who is just above the cutoff of no hookup potential and initially below relationship or multiple hookup potential. If she performs well, her chances of sticking around dramatically increase. Similar to a fantasy football player you pick up to replace a poorly performing, injured, or bye-week player.

Hey man, let's hit the bars to see if we can find a Waiver-wire pickup.

Yea, after breaking up with my girlfriend last week, I'm honestly only looking for a Waiver-wire pickup
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by Fantasyguru2 November 7, 2010

Wisey

Wisey is the shortened/ nickname for wiseborn, wisdom and many other names. The nickname wisey is reserved for people who have a calm demeanour as the name suggest. They are usually the ones that people rely on in tough situations to come up with a plan. Although they can be seen as dry and monotone people, their name acts as a window to another side which they rarely show. This side of theirs is their kind and adorable side. Overall they are just good people and should be cherished as you don't see somebody as perfect and loveable as them every day.

"Hey Wisey get over here"
"Let me introduce you to my guy Wisey"
"I would totally choose wisey"
"Most people can just be assholes but Wisey is the exception"

by A rural place July 20, 2021

Long Island Wire Transfer

The phenomenon that occurs when one moves from east coast to west coast and receives calls/texts hella early in the morning from friends/family back east who can't seem to comprehend the 3-hour time difference.

(After receiving 7:30 AM text) Dude, it's 7:30 in the effing morning, stop with the Long Island Wire Transfer and let me fcking sleep! I don't care about the chick you banged outside Angelo's pizza place last night!

by STEAAAAAAK July 24, 2009