Carney

1. When you put glitter on an old heap of shit and people are SUPER impressed because they think they're getting something new.. when really, it's the same shit under the glitter.
2. a slight of hand to create an illusion of something new and exciting.

You have something that's damaged and not functional and you have to get it ready for a quick sale, you can say, "Let's Carney it!"
and after a successful transaction, exclaim, "Oh snap!! those fools just got Carnied!"

by psycosonic April 3, 2025

Adam Carney

the most sexiest guy in the whole world... who has the most cutest kids ever. such a great family man... and those eyes!!! my goodness they're so dreamy and to die for. you get lost in them everything he talks.

have you seen him? my gosh! his name is Adam Carney. yummm

by ayyyyy... July 27, 2024

Carney Comment

A carney comment is a statement or remark that is utterly unintelligent that isn’t relevant nor helps any person it is spoken to.

“Do you think it’s a good idea to wide body a durango?” This Carney Comment is very idiotic as no one on Earth thinks it’s a good idea to wide body any car, leaving this question rhetorical.

by whotfwidebodysadurango July 19, 2022

will carney

an unusual man who t-poses with no warning

he is everywhere

im so sad my mum died... hey look its will carney, is he... T-POSING ON MY MUM

by JasPug15 February 19, 2025

Carney

Noun: Carney is a slur for someone who adheres to the carnist ideology, someone who thinks they're a carnivore, but really they're an oppressor of other species, a speciesist.

Anyone who eats animal flesh can be called a carney too.

Adj: word describing carneys' misguided thoughts, reasoning, or logic.

Noam Chomsky seems smart, but he's just another carney. He appeals to the Nirvana fallacy to keep abusing animals.

A lot of people think he's vegan, but he's just another carney blood-mouth.

by Skyjack23 September 2, 2023

Carbon Tax Carney

a nick name given to politician a public figure , & future PM Mark Carney for his desire to raise the carbon tax on Canadians sending them to the poor house as described by the conservatives

Carbon Tax Carney is Just like Justin he wants the double the carbon tax !

by 1Shot Duke January 27, 2025

carbon tax carney

a nickname for a politician who likes to increase the fucking carbon tax. named after mark carney, which according to the conservatives, likes to increase the carbon tax.
a person who increases prices in restaurants are nicknamed "carbon tax carney jr."

bro: ts so carbon tax carney
Carney: you are wrong
bro: sybau

by mrbeast539275 September 18, 2025