Wilf

A total loser

Someone who can calculate the cubic capacity of a tin of beans but is unable to work the tin opener.

Clueless

A four letter abusive expletive you can use in public because nobody knows what it means
That GordenBrown is a total WILF

Brian got pissed last night and acted like a total WILF

You're acting like a WILF
by guzzigeezer December 10, 2009
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WILF

stands for William I'd Like to Fuck. generally used when you know a will or a william. can be used for just a generally fit guy who you feel like interacting with.
oh daaaaymn, he is a full-on WILF!
by emmaakins June 08, 2010
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WILF

Witty Woman I'd Like to F^&% - WILF
This term relates to a hot chick you work work with whose wit is only surpassed by her beauty.
'Hey Dude, OMG did you see that chick in the office yesterday, what a dress, she looked so hot!'

Reply 'yeah man, she is the hottest babe, not only that she has a wicked sense of humour, what a WILF!'
by ninjahboi July 23, 2011
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WILF

Colin Briggs came into my show yesterday, he'sa total WILF!!!!!
by TibbyWibbyTeabag December 12, 2010
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wilf ninja

Bastardization of British term wilfing (What was I Looking For)in reference to internet searching. A wilf ninja is one who is particularly adept at internet searches.
"How'd you find that hotel's name in Nepal so fast?"
"Cause I'm a damn wilf ninja."
by iv_chosen1 June 22, 2007
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PM Wilf

Stands for Prime Ministers wife i would like to f***
Wow Samatha Cameron is a PM Wilf
by xtra278 May 15, 2010
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WILF TROW

If you get him in your top trumps pack, you will defeat all those who face you. If you speaketh his name whilst playing fortnite, you will receive many Vic Roys in the years to come. If you so even think of this title whilst in the passion of love you will cause eruptions for your partner. This is Wilf Trow. This is omnipotence.
by GazzaNeviole October 08, 2019
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