Whampy

Verb, Pronoun, Adjective: Anything masculine, strong, large, and/or believed to be part of the male way of life. Opposite of wimpy.

The 6' 5" 295 lbs. lineman that threw the boy across the room is whampy.
The 5.7 liter V8 in this years Corvette sounds pretty whampy.

by Craig Coombs October 5, 2006

whompyjacked

Not right. Not straight; Out of alignment; not plumb; not square; off center; all fucked up.

Man he put that together all 'whompyjacked'. This house is all 'whompyjacked'. That bookcase is all 'whompyjacked'.

by El Jamal Jamal December 6, 2016

whimpy ploppah

Picture this...

You’ve been desperate for a shit all day, there’s cramps in your tummy, a light sweat covering your brow and a turtle head poking out from you rectum. You run home to the safety of your own toilet where you know it’s safe to explode.

But then, only a tiny grumble nut comes out (the size of a half eaten malteaser) leaving you very disappointed.

Alex, I was desperate for a shit all day mate! But only a little whimpy ploppah came out. What a phat L.

by Eloveschips March 24, 2021

Wumpy

A feeling of extreme fullness after a meal, resulting in sleepiness aka post parietal stupor.

Jim: "Gosh that meal was great!"
Josh: "Man it sure was but now I have wumpy."

by NotJonesM February 12, 2023

Whumpin

When you hear noises in places you shouldn't

I heard some whumpin in the vents earlier today, I should get that fixed

by Chad belingsworth November 23, 2022

Wumpy

Noun: A person or creature that can be considered dumb or foolish

Adjective: Dumb, stupid, foolish

Adverb: In a way that is dumb/foolish

Dude: You're so smart!

Dude 2: And you're wumpy!

by StevenJobs420 July 26, 2023

Whumpf

The sound or moment of an impact from something being dropped or someone falling. Different situations can make different variations of whumpf (e.g. falling into water, hitting a wall, etc.).

"Oop, phone whumpf"

"What was that loud thump?"
"I whumpfed"

"AH"
"What happened?"
"Wet whumpf"

by CooledCanvas911 July 22, 2024