whitie tighties

White underwear that are extremely tight on a man and squeeze his junk.

Look at Dave's whitie tighties, you can see his bulge!

by Afroman455 September 11, 2014

whities

Whiting Fillets, a popular block party favorite, generally called 'whities'. They are usually deep fried, the crispier the better, and then served between two slices of white bread with ketchup. That's how we do.

Are those whities almost done!? Hurry yo black ass up, I'm starving man!

by The Only Whitey at the Biker Block Party June 30, 2008

whitie

A ludicrous attempt by african american racist to insult whites. It is more of an insult to the african american racist that attempt to use it as an insult than to any white.

The african american thug called the arresting officer whitie then giggled like a school girl. Making sure to display his gold teeth as the officer closed the police car door.

by rapsucks1738 January 11, 2007

tighty whities

What nerds and geeks wear. It is a cool dudes duty to give a hanging wedgie to all tighty whitie wearers.

I once had no Boxers left so I wore tighty whities on a gym day. My classmates gave me a Swirly as punishment.

by James the sore butt August 26, 2005

tighty whities

It¨is an underware that the nerds (as me) and fat wear. It will help u if you have an erection, because your penis look smaller, but if they see u that u are wearing that, they are gonna give you an atomic wedgie, hanging wedgie, and all tipes of wedgies.
It is

Yesterday, in the bathroom of my school, I found a dollar in the floor. I went hold it, but a guy that was behind me, saw my ass and the resort of my tighty whities, He screams: A nerd with tighty whities!!! and everybody came to make me a wedgie.
First, cleared my clothes (expet my tighty whities), they did me atomic wedgie, next they put my head in the W.C. and next, they put my tighty whities in a hook and left me there 3 hours, until I tried to escame and my tighty whities brake down...

by Wedgied96 December 16, 2008

whitie

a white person with the general features of:
-eats only "american" food, or eats imitation forign foods limited to : taco bell, sushi, or chow mein and fried rice.
-gets an extensive allowance, but spends it all, then turns to the overused line of "its not my money, its my parents" while overloading the family credit card.
-acutaly, they dont have a family credit card. they already have their own
-wears expensive clothing of brands that are known as "preppy"
-marries other white people
-goes on vacation to europe and tropical areas, or visits asian or other rural areas "to gain knowlege" etc.
-Bs and Cs are great grades, infact, they only got one D this quarter!
-doesnt associate with "fobs", and think the fob diet is limited to chow mein and fried rice

example: whitie 1. lets go shopping!
whitie 2. i only got 30 dollars this week! what can i buy..a shirt?
whitie 1. thats okay, ill buy things for you. its not my money, its my parents money!

what did you have for dinner?
oh i had asian food. i LOOOOVEEEE sushi! want some leftover california rolls? oh wait, nevermind. i threw them away.

by Lisa Y July 12, 2005

tighty whities

white briefs that come in 3 or 6 packs, usually Hanes, Fruit of the Loom, or Jockey brand. Worn by prepubescent boys and men whose moms still buy their underwear for them.

Pull up your pants! Your tighty whities are showing.

by greekmonkey March 18, 2004