cunt whacker

An instrument/tool used to trim or totally remove female pubic hair. Usually metallic, eg. razor. Does not include wax.
Derived from the brand name of an old gardening tool, "Weed Whacker."

She was looking a little rough around the edges, so she pulled out her cunt whacker.

by Lulu July 2, 2004

blisters in the whiskers

sores on and around the pussy

Bro, I met this hot Canadian chick last night...

Yea, you know what they say about Canadian women...

What's that?

Check for blisters in the whiskers...

by B. Hanback February 12, 2008

Whisker Dick

When your pubic hairs are at the length where you can't decide if you want to trim them or not

Guy1: Bro, i have whisker dick right now, what should i do?
Guy2: Are you banging that chick this weekend?
Guy1: No man shes busy
Guy2: Screw it do it later

by Jawlian August 20, 2010

Panty Whiskers

When you can see a girl's pubes poking outside of her panties or bikini.

Man, that girl needs to shave down there, she's got some serious panty whiskers!

by randalicious September 8, 2009

Whisker Dude

Someone with a beard that grows at an alarmingly long rate.
Usually this person can shave it multiple times, but it will contantly grow back in about 3 days. This is usually caused by the fact that they rarely get out of the house and hardly get any sunlight. They can also be very pale and be found playing video games for hourse on end.

Hey man, you need get out more. I'm afraid you are becoming a Whisker Dude.

by Lionwuss May 21, 2008

whiskerando

A whiskered or bearded person.

The whiskerando stroked his massive beard as he decided which whiskey he would drink this morning.

by garyballz August 25, 2011

Whisker Smoocher

A whisker smoocher is usually a gay (or bisexual) male that has an attraction to men with beards, facial hair (whiskers), and overall grit. Unlike the stereotypical gay person with modern fashion sense, whisker smoochers are usually found hanging around construction sites, dive bars, and truck stops with Carhartt jackets and work boots.

Tony: Hey did you know that guy from the bar that kept talking to you all night?
Zack: No, I think he was just some whisker smoocher that was digging my rugged hands and epic beard.
Tony: Woah. Didn't think I was witnessing a Brokeback Mountain type of situation....

by Great Seany October 1, 2017