wheat-tard

an individual with an allergic reaction to wheat or wheat based products and therefore can't eat them. Applies to anyone suffering from Celiac's disease, or a general gluten intolerance.

Sarah can't eat wheat bread because it makes her tired and upsets her stomach. She's wheat-tarded.

wheat-tard by Natty02912 October 26, 2009

Wheat Pounder 

While having sex, position both legs over your left shoulder. If positioned properly your lady of the night should immediately feel the deeper than normal penetration, and at the same time stimulating her clitoris. Once this has been accomplished, (You will know from the the look on her face and the aggressive thrusts from her towards you, or even verbally begging for more) It is at this point that you grant her wish by pounding as hard as you can, as if you were using your hips & cock to drill for oil. Completion/Satisfactionis achieved when squirting/gushing transpires.

Like an XXX version of wrestling, I felt it was time to apply the Wheat Pounder, the only "tap out" result was the feel of her gushing pussy juice, like water from the tap.

Wheat Pounder by Clit Whisperer November 6, 2012

wheat belly 

Bloated stomach caused by digestive yeast and bacteria resulting from the consumption of wheat and other grains.

My wheat belly keeps me from getting dates.

wheat belly by Ninilia February 2, 2017

Wheat Boy 

A boy who like Wheat Bread.

White bread for the white boy, wheat bread for the wheat boy

Wheat Boy by ILoveSandwhiches July 27, 2019

Wheat Trough 

1---"its like a water trough for horse but it has wheat in it" ---- definition by a mental patient i worked with when i asked him what a wheat trough was.

2---alternative to calling someone a douche bag.

3---People with the first name Evan

"dude you are being such a wheat trough."

"what the fuck did you just do, did you pour that bag of wheat in the horse's water trough? hell yes i did, now its a wheat trough"

"God Evan sometimes you can really be a wheat trough."

Wheat Trough by Harddrive January 13, 2009

Wheat Thicks 

The unhealthy alternative to Wheat Thins. Used exclusively in "your momma so fat" jokes.

Your momma so fat she eat Wheat Thicks.

Wheat Thicks by row!dz December 25, 2009

wheat crotch 

the opposite of a fire crotch; a blond-crotch.

john (jack) alexander myers is a wheat crotch

wheat crotch by josh greenawalt July 20, 2008