livin’ the wet dream 

A sarcastic and somewhat glib reference to hitting a protracted dry spell when it comes to having sex.

Yeah man, I’m home by myself every weekend, just floating in the pool and livin’ the wet dream!

livin’ the wet dream by Dr Bunnygirl August 19, 2019

he would fuck up a wet dream 

A person so incompetent he couldn't even adequately perform a natural function.

Don't trust George with that job. He would fuck up a wet dream.

he would fuck up a wet dream by barber of seville May 9, 2019

Menopause wet dream 

When a mature woman wakes in the middle of the night moist, with a quicken heart beat and a feeling of utter sexual satisfaction. All the while her hands are nowhere near her sweet spot.

wet menopause sex

Betty recognized the positive side of menopause when she awoke from her erotic dream, wet with a quickened pulse, a feeling of utter joy and completely alone following her MWD (menopause wet dream)

Menopause wet dream by Badnancie September 25, 2014

Hitler's wet dream 

Tall and handsome blond-haired, blue-eyed man.

"Check out Hitler's wet dream over there and the Italian Stallion standing next to him."

Hitler's wet dream by AbnormalBoy May 17, 2004

Kansas City wet dream 

The act of eating bbq for lunch and spend the rest of the day drinking and watching sports.

Dave - "How was your weekend?"

Matt - "Great... Had a Kansas City wet dream on Saturday."

Kansas City wet dream by mjm76 April 1, 2011

Carpenter's Wet Dream 

A woman with small breasts and loose morals.

Suzie is a "Carpenter's Wet Dream". She's flat as a board and easy to nail.

Carpenter's Wet Dream by The Original Big Daddy G April 28, 2009

american wet dream 

Similar to plain ol' American Dream, except when you're done you wake up in a pile of goo an feel really embarassed

"I'm living the american wet dream"

(Sploosh)

"Oh man, these sheets are ruined"

american wet dream by Ollie Oj October 16, 2008