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weedle

a shitty, bug pokemon that is very insultive when called it. very humorous and immature phrase
there's is no need to be a weedle, what ae you doing you weedle
by Johnny Pegg October 30, 2005
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weedler

One who sells, grows, hustles, pushes weed
Ohh you need pounds? Go see Dab Oregon he's a weedler .
by The man with the yellow hat December 1, 2016
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weefee

the act of fingering a girl's vagina with the thumb instead of using any other fingers.
"Paul's fingers got tired as he was fingering this girl last night, so he started to weefee her."
by Lawrence K. December 27, 2007
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weedlet

small tidbits of misplaced or dropped marijuana
after rolling a marijuana cigarette, Emily had some weedlets on her lap.
by fjstefa October 27, 2010
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Weeble Law

The not oft spoken of but widely understood idea that, when tailing behind an obviously idiotic person on a bike, who is wobbling, swerving, or generally unable to maintain control of their vehicle, let alone the rules of the road, and is taking up an entire lane (usually the left turning lane), the driver in the motor vehicle directly behind the rider has permission to flash headlights, swear, honk, and eventually pass the cyclist while flicking the bird.

The Weeble Law only applies to morons during the day - intoxicated nighttime riders are exempt, as are children learning how to ride.

...Because Weebles wobble, but they don't fall down.
I had to invoke the Weeble Law on the way over here, since there was a dude wobbling on his bike for 3 minutes and he couldn't decide if he wanted to make that left.
by Stiricide August 30, 2010
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weefter

Noun...A man who prefers to sit down to pee. Also has been known to adore the tight nutella tunnel.
Derek always told his friends he needed to use the toilet to release some bum nuggets, when in reality he only ever needed to relieve his bladder. Derek was a weefter.
by Dan Brown89 January 11, 2016
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Weedle a Needle

Person 1: Hey, do you have any plans for tonight.
Person 2: yeah, I'm going to weedle a needle.
by Ihatethis2 July 20, 2016
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