stella bin weasel

Tho it may look like uncle Bulgaria, the Stella Bin Weasel is the opposite to a womble, it's a giver of rubbish not a taker.

Bearing in mind the weasels bin only gets collected fortnightly, after 2 days of copious Stella intake, the bin weasel finds himself in his usual predicament.

The bin weasels never heard of a bottle bank so instead he does his daily good deed of travelling around his neighbours gardens helpfully filling their bins up with his empty Stella bottles off the day before.

Contrary to popular belief the Stella Bin Weasel is not a malicious or greedy creature.
Rumours of people sighting the Stella Bin Weasel very thirsty and drinking bin juice are misfound and unproven of yet.

The creature is very proud of himself and leads a balanced lifestyle.
In order to support its growing appetite for more Stella artois, the bin weasel will quite happily give up luxuries such as pastries, sausage rolls, cakes and custard creams.

Edward: "Mam he's in our garden again!"

Mam: "Who is son????"

Edward: "Michael from over the road he's just put a carrier bag of green bottles in our wheelie bin again."

Mam: Eddie go to door and tell him to fuck off and chase the Stella Bin weasel

by duringthewar May 21, 2015

church weasel

An unexpected event or situation.

We've encountered another church weasel.

by Max Power March 31, 2005

contract weasel

A contract weasel is a person in a large sales organization that just sits around the office. He/she will appear busy when the boss is around. But in all actuality they are doing personal business on the company time. The only reason they are sitting there is to catch a call in or a person to walk in to the office. This type of individual is very very common in Military Recruiting offices. Although they are less common in the civilian world. Because their types of actions would get them fired. This person also has close association to the boot weasel. They think they know everything there is to know about sales but they really don't know shit.

Hey Jim who do you have going to MEPS this week? I am sending down Tim...What? you mean that dude I met last week down at the store. Yeah he came in ready to join. What the fuck? You are nothing but a damn contract weasel. Thanks for nothing you jackass now I have to go to Mount Olympus because I am going to roll a zero this month.

by pantyteamaster August 26, 2010

spice weasel

1) A rodent from outer space used in Neptuian cooking to add flavour to a dish. When the tail and head are pulled apart rapidly this creature exumes spice out of it's nose. (As seen in Futurama)

2. (Inuendo) an expression used to describe an attractive woman.

She deserves a blast of the spice weasel.
*rapidly pull clenched hands away from each other in vertical motion*
BAM!

by JKRK13 May 3, 2005

weave snatched

When the tea is too good and you’re extremely shook

Person 1- sis you won’t believe the tea I have for you today
*spills tea*
Person 2 - sis the tea was piping hot weave snatched

by sister shooketh December 30, 2018

on the same wavelength

Being on the same wavelength is similar to the expression "We're totally on the same page" or "Great minds think alike" It means that you and the other person are similar in thinking at that very precise moment. Often this happens when you voice a thought and someone else says the exact same thing or something similar. It just means you had the same opinion on something about a certain topic, issue or whatever.

"That skirt is to die for. It would go so well with the heels I bought last Saturday"

"Was just thinking the exact same thing!"

"Haha, we're on the same wavelength I guess!"

by Mewtew September 19, 2013

High-Speed Bob & Weave

Whilst driving, your passenger sees fit to give you head. As lap bobbing is commenced, you weave along the highway whilst thanking your higher power.

Man, I was on the Hutch the other day... and this crazy bitch Olivia gave me a High-Speed Bob & Weave.

by DontTalkMore January 15, 2011