Weasel

A euphemism for the penis, particularly if the owner is keen on sneaking it into restricted or difficult-to-access places. It is generally hoped by the owner that the weasel will be attended to by a weasel-teaser

Dave: Dude, did you see the awesome chick Tim hooked up with last night?

Boris: Yeah man, that guy knows how to work his weasel!

by The Noceros February 19, 2010

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Weasel

Someone who says they will come out and chill but then when you call them back when there ready they are already gone somewhere else.

Yo man lets blaze in like 30
yeah dude text me
(text message) lets go burn now its been 30
(text message) im already at larrys burn later
(text message) your such a little bitch weasel

by horseneck April 12, 2011

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Weasel

90s Brooklyn slang for gun.

refer to the song Da King & I -Krack Da Weazel Weasel

by spr1000 October 22, 2011

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The weasels

A organised gang of hardened criminals that go by the name of 'The Weasels'. Whilst they are known for their drug trafficking and racketeering, they are also known for their sly and brutal retaliations of enemy gangs. Such retaliations include the group raping of every facial orifice then skinning the head of their freshly raped victims.
One of their members known as 'The Muscle' has been know to use torture methods such as placing as many electrical plug sockets as he could, up the anus of known undercover operatives trying to uncover the gangs grizzly secrets.
Organised gangs across the globe know to fear and respect them.

Shit Timmy, don't fuck with him. I heard he's in tight with the weasels

by Doomboon October 22, 2013

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