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wackoff ironman

The fury of this intense competetition can make grown men cry. The men are required to climax an insane 48 times in a 24 hour period. They are given a small tube of lubrication, a glass of water, and a protein bar for the duration of the competition.
In the midst of the insanity during the Bust-A-Nut Ironman competition, Ryan G. ripped the foreskin of his derranged penis, spewing blood and seamen in a 3 metre radius of himself, dealing splash damage to nearby competitors.
by Sick Ass Mothafucka September 2, 2005
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Mr. Watson

The name that was affectionally given towards Watson Pharmaceuticals by Teddy Sinclair of Cruel Youth in her hit song "Mr. Watson." A song referring to her past drug usage.
Tyler: Where's Amanda?
Chris: Haven't you heard? She left the party go cheat on you with Mr. Watson.
by EternalLilium July 29, 2018
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Watos

Watos means watos
Show me your Watos.
Can I see your Watos.
by Watos January 15, 2018
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downside watson

When you and a girl of your choosing decide to perform acts of illicit behavior such as sexual intercourse, oral sex, heavy petting, or ultimate frisbee and decide that you want to take things to a more serious level such as "hardcore" as kids now a days describe. Make sure you're good to go and insert your erect penis into her most deserving vagina. After pounding the vag like a champ in a romantic place such as the back of camry or a bedroom with her father walking in, hit her from behind as she is on all fours. Tenderly extend both arms as you are in the act of sexual intercourse and grab both of her arms and use them as handle bars to tear it up. The girl at this point should be in a tripod position, thus the downside watson.
"Gee Matt I wish I drove girls crazy like you!"
"Well Corey we all can't be gods of sex, some people just sick dick at fucking pussy."
"Haha oh Matt you sure are swell! Didn't you take a girl home last night? Did you rail her? Give her the ol' downside watson?"
"Squirrely udders."
by Stankonia Matt and Big Ed January 20, 2008
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Watford City

A small city in North Dakota. The greatest place to underage drink in the country. Watford City Highschool is the definition of a shit show.

A place where 70 % of underage kids are involved in alcohol, sex and drugs.

Watford City is known across the state of North Dakota for producing the best partiers and the best drunk drivers.
Kalin: Dude, let's go drink and smoke at lunch.

Brandon: Fuck man, we drank this morning and last night.

Kalin: Pussy, we are from Watford City we never stop.

Brandon: You're right, fuck it lets go.

Karson: RAGE ON
by RAGEONWATFORD May 17, 2011
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Watsonian

The best type of people. Fans and followers of the comedian Mark Watson.
'I'm a Watsonian.'

'Wow, can I touch you?
by pandorapink August 11, 2010
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Wathone

Noun (n)

A word used to describe an Asian person that takes pleasure in telling jokes about people's mothers, and who also possesses an abusive tongue at times.
"That Wathone just talked smack about my mom. >_>"

"Holy crap, that Wathone can curse. o_O"
by Alessia2000 June 27, 2009
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