Hypothetical Warfare

When one person is trying to describe a hypothetical scenario but another person keeps contradicting their hypothetical scenario with another, opposite, scenario. Quite similar to Hypological Warfare

Guy 1: Let's say, hypothetically, I was holding a shovel.
Guy 2: Let's say you weren't holding a shovel.
Guy 1: But let's say I was.
Guy 2: But what if you weren't?
Guy 1: But let's just imagine that, hypothetically, I was.
Guy 2: But let's just imagine that, hypothetically, you weren't?
Guy 1: Stop goin' all hypothetical warfare on me, douchebag!

Etc.

by MartyJuck March 7, 2010

Mayu Watanabe

Mayu Watanabe is a Japanese idol, born on March 26th 1994. She is a member of the Japanese idol girl group AKB48. She debuted in December 2006 as part of AKB48's Team B but was transferred to Team A in 2012 but then returned to Team B in 2014. Mayuyu is one of the popular members of the group and placed 1st on AKB48's 2014 General Election which made her AKB's centre for 2014 and especially for their 37th Single 'Kokoro No Placard'. In 2012, she made her solo debut with her first single 'Synchro Tokimeki'.

Mayu Watanabe is a Japanese idol

by Oreo&GGLover February 21, 2015

infinity warfare

Another fucking call of duty in space honestly they should just change the name to space rangers

person1: hey wanna play infinity warfare

Person2: oh u mean space Rangers

by Chrissy boy612 May 18, 2016

Ballistic Warfare

Ballistic Warfare is when two girls lay on their back and raise their legs so the angle of their pee is in an arch and hits each other. As dudes can cross streams, girls can have Ballistic Warfare.

Wow, Maddie and Alex had ballistic warfare last night.... gross, I guess they like golden showers said Brooke.

by Call_me_daddy_69 April 9, 2021

call of duty infinite warfare

A piece of shit game that nobody wants; A game that is going to end call of duty once and for all; A futuristic Call of Duty that takes place in space

nick: Have you heard of call of duty infinite warfare?

Kevin: Yeah, but it looks like a terrible game.

by ClassifiedRiot May 12, 2016

Watauga

The middle-class ghetto. In between the ghetto of Haltom City and the upper middle class of Keller. Known as the in-betweener of classes. It is mainly a suburb and has a lovely super Target.

You aren't so poor and you aren't rich so you must come from Watauga.

by keepitsimple December 22, 2010

Guerilla Warfare

When a man is performing sexual intercourse with a woman doggy style, the man spits on the woman's back in order to trick her into think he has ejaculated. When the woman turns around to check, the man quickly ejaculates on her face whilst throwing a handful of pubes at her.

Jane: Why does Mandy have pubes stuck to her face?
Steve: Jim found out she was cheating on him last night, so he decided to give her a bit of Guerilla Warfare

by TheBrownAvenger December 19, 2011