Ball Washer

A euphemism for a person that goes above and beyond to satisfy an authoritative figure

"Greg is a ball washer for cleaning the teacher's overhead projector"

by blair witfae November 26, 2007

I'm washing my hair

A polite alternative to telling someone to 'fuck off' when asked on a date. Often used by Christians and others who prefer to let someone down gently.

"Thanks for the offer, Rich, but I'm washing my hair that night. Praise the lord"

by Urbanbond May 2, 2014

redneck power wash

the act of peeing on a poop stain in a toilet to wash it away.

you open the toilet and there is a poop stain on the wall and you use your penis to redneck power wash it clean

by Andy Banas July 20, 2008

Wash of Shame

When a female finishes masturbating and walks to the sink and wash her sex toy(s)

Brianna felt ashamed when her roommate caught her in the bathroom doing the wash of shame after using her dildo.

by Claud4 May 9, 2014

wash nostalgic

To wash with a vague or regretful longing for how one used to wash. To wistfully remember washing the way one used to back in the day.

Since the Corona virus hit, my hands are raw… Dude... it makes me wash nostalgic.

by Freybjorg April 15, 2020

dish-washin

1. When you're washing some dishes, or you just feel like wearing some yellow gloves (particularly on your right hand).

2. The name of the band Da Matz's outcoming album.

1. jimin you look like your growing up! =o remember that time we came to your house and you wer washing dishes.hehe

2. Dish-Washin! ;)

by Apollohands September 12, 2007

Donkey Wash

The act of doing a handstand in the shower while placing legs near the shower head to rinse one's anus simulating a bucking donkey or horse.

Harry: Man, I should of wiped better.
Andy: Just do a donkey wash in the shower.
Harry: The poop water always gets in my face.
Andy: The technique is to keep your chin up.

by Torched_Scrotum October 20, 2015