Garden warfare

When your plants grow fucking legs and start to fight zombies with guns and witchery

Omg not again the Garden is starting a garden warfare with that zombies.

by Jamming poop April 19, 2020

Modern Warfare II

Not to be confused with Modern Warfare 2 which was way older, Modern Warfare II is the 2022 Call of duty game which is being shoved down our throats so we can pre-order the game with the vault pack.

Warzone: PrE-oRrEr Modern Warfare II VaUlT pAcK nOw.
Me: STFU IM TRYING TO PLAY WITH MY FRIENDS I AINT WASTING NO MONEY UNTIL I FIND OUT THE GAME IS ACTUALLY GOOD UNLIKE SHITGUARD.

by IdkPlat June 21, 2022

Urban Monkey Warfare

Urban Monkey Warfare occurs when a large number of crazy, possibly diseased, monkeys invade an urban area and proceed to systematically attack the human population. The humans in turn have no choice but to defend themselves, and the army is called in, turning the urban areas into large battlezones. The biggest ever Urban Monkey War was fought in Minto, NSW. The humans ultimately won, but both sides sustained heavy losses.

Urban Monkey Warfare is also the title of a song by KMFDM.

"If you see a large number of crazy monkeys near your house, prepare for Urban Monkey Warfare!"

by D.E March 18, 2004

Wargasm

Wargasm... The result of not having intercourse for months at at time; while deployed to war; and then finally returning home and having amazing, hard stress relieving (quick) sex.

Jordan: "man that 9 month deployment to the Stan was rough!"

Zach: "yeah? what was the worst part?"

Jordan: "To be honest probabley not having sex... But dont worry I took care of that last night... Destroyed Mary Jane Rotten Crotch "

Zach: "That good huh?"

Jordan: "Yeah it was quick... But I had a real good Wargasm, don't think she'll be walking for a while!"

by Sapper Daddy1 January 12, 2013

Show Me Your Warface

1. The face you make when engaged in a combat situation, or any situation you find serious enough.

Quote from Full Metal Jacket

Drill Sargent: "Show me your warface!"
Private: "Sir?"
Drill Sargent: "You got a warface? AHHHHHHHH! That's a warface, now let me see your warface!"

by Super Extremely Cool Story November 10, 2010

Modern Warfare 2

A demonic mind-controlling device that drives small children to the edge of insanity, makes 20 year olds lose their job or get expelled, and is all around hated by females. It is also used to help fat losers become internet celebrities.

A myth says that if one spends too much time with Modern Warfare 2, they completely lose brain function and gain the power to never eat, sleep, or converse with friends, family and/or partners.

Jeff:"Oh my God dude I just hit a fuckin' triple in Modern Warfare 2"

Mike:"That's great....are you not coming to school anymore or what?"

by shcoome March 2, 2010

Warpath

Tank autobot BOOM made in ZOWIE 1985.

Has the KABOOM personality of ZOWIE a tank BOOM.

"Warpath is so annoying all that man says is BOOM" -autobot Jazz

by Kantorex February 12, 2021