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wankster

1. someone who masterbates; wanker

2. wanna-be gangster
1. look at the friggen wanskster, what a douche

2. Guy 1: yo yoo fo shizzle
Guy 2 to guy 3: what a wankster
by Megdalinahagdalina March 21, 2008
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wankster

a person who is white but wants to act gangster by wearing baggy clothes and "vans" usually lives in a trailer
jeez april did you see cameron today? Yeah he is such a wankster!
by mandra beastley March 21, 2007
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emo-nerd-wankster

A nerd guy who has a 8.0 GPA and doesn't have many friends. Likes to listen to GreenDay shit and that friendship stuff make him think no one understands his life and then cuts his lower arm and wrist and shows it to people and crys. Then he meets me and my friends and we make fun of him of his tight jeans. Months pass and he gets shoes from foot locker. Soon he buys 3XL ECKO shirts when he can only fit medium-large. Sags and thinks hes a gangster but hes still in his honors math class and cuts himself.
''hey nerd u hella gay''

nerd: ='(

2 months pass

nerd: why dont i have any friends life sucks *cry cry* no one understands me *cut cut*

''u cut urself? i thought u were a nerd, so u are both? ur still gay''

2 months later

nerd: i like this cool kid in my class time to go shopping. goes down to buy some ugly colored air forces and ecko shirts twice his size.

''emo-nerd-wankster? ur gay i dont like u lets jump this kid''
by You Is A Beezy September 23, 2008
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wanksterbating

The act of masturbation whilst under the influence of any sense-enhancing drug (wanksterbate).

Combines the rich feeling of masturbation with the raw satisfaction of wanking.
Person 1: I do like a good wank, but also a bit of masturbation.

Person 2: Hey, you should try wanksterbating, it's really something else.
by HapaxHog September 16, 2013
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Wankster

(Adjective, Noun) A word to describe a group of people trying to fit into a crowd/group/click of people and ending up doing something that shows that they are absolute wankers.
that dude is a complete wankster for deciding to mosh at a hiphop show.
by bloorski159 October 23, 2010
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by Anonymous April 10, 2003
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