america's wang

the state of florida

"I can't go to Florida..that's America's Wang!!!"

by Noelle September 16, 2003

wang jangle

To stir or mix

I'm just going go ahead and wang jangle this potato salad.

by dub-a-lub-a-dub-dub November 8, 2015

wang scabbard

a place for storing one's wang in between battles.

Your mom is a total wang scabbard.

by Vulva Hammer April 12, 2010

shadow wang

The silhouette cast in a sink by the downlighting over a bathroom faucet spout

You should tell the facilities department about the shadow wang in the women's restroom and have them clean it up.

by DebDog May 26, 2014

Brown's Big Wanger

Brown's Big Wanger is so big that when he turns left it swings like a flail, knocking everyone out of the way. It contains the power of 1000 Wangers combined into one.

Brown's Big Wanger broke my ribs today when he turned to talk to me.

by dablord107 April 21, 2019

ghost wang

The result of somebody drawing a penis on your homework, report, etc. very dark so that when it is erased, it leaves behind a semi-visible drawing of a penis that haunts the paper forever.

My chemistry teacher would not accept the paper I had handed in; it had a ghost wang on it.

by Jimmy Borracho April 2, 2007

Wangaboy

Someone who weekendly indulges in grams and grams of cocaine then reminises bout old school times and how he was hard and would knock u out.

"Damn muthafuckas who invited wangaboy guy again??"

WB: "Wangaboy tell a story"
K: " Shit, back off Wangaboy"

by Kenobo December 13, 2008