A mark created on the cheek or forehead from being slapped roughly in the face by a man's genitalia. In some cultures, wangwelts are considered to be a symbol of achievement, similar to an animal marking its territory.

"She mine!" - quote from a man after administering a wangwelt to his new ladyfriend.

Is sometime also referred to as a "Dubdub".

Care and feeding of Wangwelts

Detection Prevention - Wangwelts can be handily hidden by women/men who do not wish to openly display their Double-Ws (Wangwelts). Double-Ws can be hidden by cover-up or ski masks.

Duration - Wangwelts last one to two weeks depending on both the solidity of the offending genitalia, as well as the severity of the impact to the face. Weekends are the best time to administer a new Wangwelt, as it gives them time to fully blossom before displaying them at your place of work.

Wangwelt by Malevolon January 12, 2011

Related Words

wangyel • wangel • wangyal • wangelina • wangeling • Wangwelding • Wangwelt • Denzin Wangyal Rinchen • Wang Helipad • wangy eye

Wangwelding

The act of hot gluing two penises together by the tip or foreskin. A common alternative to glue is candle wax.

Hey Jordan, ready for another wangwelding session tonight?
- Sorry, I cant tonight. My foreskin stitches are still healing from last week's wangweld.

Wangwelding by tiptipnuker September 7, 2016

wangyal

Wangyal is that one guy who is really lazy and sly but when it comes to fucking hot girls he's gonna be the most energetic in the room.

Girl 1: is that wangyal, he looks kinda lazy.

Girl 2 : I heard he is really good in bed

wangyal by Demopai November 26, 2021

wangeling

Walking down to the train station

Im wangeling down to to train station

wangeling by ANANCAVITY November 14, 2017

wangyal

wangyal is a man who loves everyone and gets every girl he wants but he only likes 1 from 100 girl

Wangyal is a name of boy

wangyal by anonymous November 23, 2021

wangelina

To gain a wang-on while watching her in any of her nude happy films. Gia, Womb Raider, actually what else is she in?

Man#1: You see that new Tomb Raider flick?
Man#2: You mean the one with Wangelina
Man#1: High Five! (They high five.) Yeah..!

wangelina by Sir Bartholomew McTavish October 9, 2008

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026