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Wangwelt 

A mark created on the cheek or forehead from being slapped roughly in the face by a man's genitalia. In some cultures, wangwelts are considered to be a symbol of achievement, similar to an animal marking its territory.

"She mine!" - quote from a man after administering a wangwelt to his new ladyfriend.

Is sometime also referred to as a "Dubdub".
Care and feeding of Wangwelts

Detection Prevention - Wangwelts can be handily hidden by women/men who do not wish to openly display their Double-Ws (Wangwelts). Double-Ws can be hidden by cover-up or ski masks.

Duration - Wangwelts last one to two weeks depending on both the solidity of the offending genitalia, as well as the severity of the impact to the face. Weekends are the best time to administer a new Wangwelt, as it gives them time to fully blossom before displaying them at your place of work.
Wangwelt by Malevolon January 12, 2011

Wangwelding

The act of hot gluing two penises together by the tip or foreskin. A common alternative to glue is candle wax.
Hey Jordan, ready for another wangwelding session tonight?
- Sorry, I cant tonight. My foreskin stitches are still healing from last week's wangweld.
Wangwelding by tiptipnuker September 7, 2016
Wangyal is that one guy who is really lazy and sly but when it comes to fucking hot girls he's gonna be the most energetic in the room.
Girl 1: is that wangyal, he looks kinda lazy.

Girl 2 : I heard he is really good in bed
wangyal by Demopai November 26, 2021

wangeling 

Im wangeling down to to train station
wangeling by ANANCAVITY November 14, 2017
wangyal is a man who loves everyone and gets every girl he wants but he only likes 1 from 100 girl
Wangyal is a name of boy
wangyal by anonymous November 23, 2021

wangelina 

To gain a wang-on while watching her in any of her nude happy films. Gia, Womb Raider, actually what else is she in?
Man#1: You see that new Tomb Raider flick?
Man#2: You mean the one with Wangelina
Man#1: High Five! (They high five.) Yeah..!