wall-to-wall counseling

A behavior correction method, in which a superior shows a subordinate the error of his or her actions by means of physical violence. Verbal abuse is optional. While primitive, it differs from blind, drunken battery in that it is initiated with the objective of eliminating undesirable behavior. Used correctly, it is utilized only when all other methods of communication have failed.

Applications of wall-to-wall counseling vary, ranging from a simple slap to prolonged sessions ending with a trip to the hospital. Like most counseling, it is of an intimate nature and usually takes place between counseler and counselee in a secluded place, though the counseler may opt to include assistants for physically fit patients. Blunt, hard objects such as baseball bats, 2x4 wood, and walking canes are occasionally included as teaching aids.

Named for the dynamic nature involved, in which a counselee is tossed about from wall to wall during a session.

For additional information, refer to WALL-TO-WALL COUNSELING FM 22-102, available from the United States Army's Field Manual Headquarters.

The new worker, Billy Bob, keeps clogging the toilets with his chewing tobacco. I've tried talking to him and reducing his pay, but he won't stop and I can't afford to fire him. Maybe some wall-to-wall counseling will fix the problem.

by Eidako July 27, 2003

Wall Burrito

The act of violently shoving a mattress with a person in it up against a wall. Preferably on the the top bunk of a bunk bed which creates better leverage. A wall burrito can be a form of punishment or a source of amusement. Or both at the same time. Wall burritos are common in fraternities where stupid pledges or total douchebags are served up spicy wall burritos on the reg. Also a presidential platter is the act of wall burritoing my pussy during the 2008-2009 school year when he was PC President and had his own crib.

I got woken up last night to Darsch's head smacking the wall from a wall burrito.
That fuckin wedge didnt do my laundry well enough so we wall burritoed the shit out of him.
Koehn came into the racks last night and served up some spicy wall burritos.

by chadbrochill99 November 12, 2009

wallabeast

a person with a big chubby face

omg that chick is such a wallabeast

by hunnybearboo May 3, 2016

behind the wall

incarcerated or in prison.

Feels good to feel see the sunlight now that I'm out from behind the wall.

by MisunderstoodQueen June 3, 2017

Waldo

A mysterious man that vanishes into the abyss only to be found in childens book. These book have cause millions of suicides.

Where the fuck is Waldo?

by Waldus Maximus February 22, 2004

Great wall of Benton

Pillows and blankets that are used to divided the middle of the bed.

When Holly wakes up and is going to play midnight bandit with Russell....she can't get to him because he has put all the pillows and blankets between them to keep the cold air from the fan off of him. That is what we call the Great Wall of Benton.

by Holly Palmer January 19, 2008

wall hogging

Writing all over a person's facebook wall
Posting so that your name is the only one that appears on a person's facebook wall.

Stop wall hogging. I want to post on Kenny's wall too!

by jpkid956 February 8, 2010