Vites

Short for vitamins.

I'm taking my vites.

by suedestick July 12, 2016

Vítězslav Blaha

He is the best person in The entire world.

Vítězslav Blaha is not gay

by Bebeko12345 May 19, 2021

re-vite

The invitation that you get only when someone from the first or second rounds of invites declines.

I got a re-vite to Brad & Pam's wedding, only after that doucebag Kenny declined it first.

by TigPA September 17, 2010

Viterbo

a man of big stature with an even bigger cock. Viterbo always has the most interesting stories and starts them off in the oddest places. He also does whatever he wants and feels comfortable in any environment

damn viterbo, you’re so big

by anonymous September 17, 2020

vitello

Little dog with lots of energy nearly too much energy all ways mad

Kenny was so Vitello last night

by Fkdhshxhshs January 1, 2016

vitela

a vitela means one who lacks skills in Call of Duty. Vitelas normally are found in the nicest parts of areas trying to act out as a "thug" when they really are not. Vitelas eat the penis's of much bigger stronger men and worship phony gods they call by the names of K-Blow, Teblow, and Moreneblow. Vitela's are normally and angry species because the fact that their shlong is way below the national average.

Bob: Hey, you know Jesse?
Jim: Yeah, why?
Bob: He's such a vitela isn't he?
Jim: Yeah, he really is.

by ilovemilfs September 24, 2011

VitiTesticular Syndrome

(n): from Latin, Vin meaning grapes and Testis meaning balls.

Sadly he cannot wear a speedo due to congenital VitiTesticular Syndrome.

by Fezik April 14, 2009