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violin player 

Someone who cuts their wrist
Tim: "have you seen Hannah's wrist, there's so many scars on it"
Jake: "Yea I know, she'd be a great violin player"
violin player by The real GILF October 2, 2018

Violin ya 

OH SHIT! he violin ya last semester?
Violin ya by Behcihaldy June 23, 2019

Violin Player 

gets angry at violas and cellos,or at 2nd violins
1st Violin Player:"Shut the hell up"
2nd Violin Player:"n o"
Violin Player by yeetusgoesbell November 26, 2019

Violin Nazi 

A violin Nazi is a violinist who believes strongly in the philosophy that the violin is the superior instrument, and all others, particularly violas, are less than worthless. These individuals are generally very dismissive of other musicians and their instruments, and seem just a little too eager to make jokes about them (especially viola jokes), in a manner that leaves everyone else wondering whether they are actually joking or not.

Violin Nazism is frequently, but not necessarily, accompanied by an overinflated ego.

Violin Nazis are not the only type of instrument Nazis (there can be cello Nazis, clarinet Nazis, etc), but it tends to be the most common with violinists.
Viola 1: Can you believe it? That violinist just laughed at me for playing one wrong note.

Viola 2: Yeah, if I had a dollar for every time he's said "violas must die," I'd be able to buy a new set of strings!

Viola 1: He really is a violin Nazi, isn't he. Smh.
Violin Nazi by A Sharp Major April 3, 2021

Bloated Violin 

A sexual act which involves a man resting his buttocks on his partner's shoulder, while his partner rests her chin upon his pelvis and proceeds to stroke his penis, as if playing a violin.
Jordan enjoyed Amy's musical talents far more after she demonstrated her skills with the bloated violin.
Bloated Violin by Shaguar28 January 23, 2012

Ingre's Violin 

Refers to the French neoclassical artist Jean Auguste Dominique Ingres, who while famous for his paintings was also incredibly talented though less well known for his skill on the violin.

The phrase refers to a person who is known for one talent but is so exceptional at another unrelated talent they could be equally well know for the second if not for the first.
Everyone knows joe is a great baseball player but his work as a photographer is a bit of an Ingre's Violin.
Ingre's Violin by anderama June 12, 2011