vern day

it’s the birthday of the oh so wonderful mun of a diluc account on Twitter <3 we love you vern

person a : hey what’s today’s date?
person b : oh it’s vern day!
person a : what’s vern day?
person b : it’s the birthday of the user @ddragnvindr on Twitter !

by GG fataye July 18, 2022

vern

Malvern basically

where you from?
I'm from vern crodie

by smokedawgschain November 2, 2020

Vern

A dude with a small penis usually big and black

I'm glad I don't have a Vern

by Shamgod309 May 13, 2016

verned

When a woman is pleasured to the point of unconsciousness by her lover.

"Oh my god! I can't rouse her!" "Yeah, she's been verned"

by barrybunny69 September 24, 2020

Vern Dogging

To watch someone closely while making zero attempt to hide you’re doing so. Similar to being “Bird dogged” but with more malicious intent

Hey look out, the boss is Vern Dogging us right now

by Wahhhindacabby October 19, 2023

Vern

A bad motherfuckin bitty who is deathly allergic to apple sauce and is an absolute party of a person. Owns a figurine of big foot and likes to roast her toe dogs on by the heater set to 90 degrees. Currently hyperfixating on sales tomato slices and spicy pickles. Salty asf.

WOW! Vern has taken edibles and is now typing this!

by Vern2bean January 24, 2022

Dirty Vern

When you're walking in the beautiful Polson park and fall on a dirty needle.

I got dirty Verned the other day, been high for a month.

by anonymous June 19, 2024