Vending Machine Drunk

To become so intoxicate, getting into a fight with a vending machine is your source of entertainment.

Seattle became so vending machine drunk, she went out looking for a fight with a coke machine.

by Anti-Texas March 23, 2010

vend me

Vend me, is to request services or goods to be sold to one.

Please vend me a cup of coffee.

by Smokinejn May 17, 2016

Child support vending machine

When a female makes a thirst trap video that has her children in the video.

Easy on the simp boys, that's a child support vending machine.

by Buttcheekspyderbyte June 11, 2022

Vending Truck

When someone doesn't know anything they will say vending truck. When you see the food truck outside of retail row you would call it a vending truck.

Ryan "do you see that vending truck"
Braxton"ha ha"
Carson "it is a good truck idiot"

by It is ja boi June 8, 2018

Vending Machine

The evilest scammer ever. Charges two quid for a bag of Steak McCoys. If you were already having a shit day then a vending machine will make things even worse in the cheekiest fucking way!

I THOUGHT I WAS LOSING MY VIRGINITY TONIGHT AND I FOUND OUT I WASN'T AT THE LAST MOMENT AND TO TOP THINGS OFF THAT FUCKING VENDING MACHINE SCAMMED ME 2 QUID FOR A BAG OF MCCOYS AFTER ALL THAT I'VE BEEN THROUGH THIS EVENING. SO FUCKING ANNOYING!!!! AHHHHH!!!!!!! I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!!!!

by LordJenal June 20, 2022

New York Police Department <NYPD> Plus Andy Sameverg Plus The Country Of Japan Cigarette Vending Machine Equals Investigation Of Eros, Pathos, And Logos

New York Police Department <NYPD> Plus Andy Sameverg Plus The Country Of Japan Cigarette Vending Machine Equals Investigation Of Eros, Pathos, And Logos

New York Police Department <NYPD> Plus Andy Sameverg Plus The Country Of Japan Cigarette Vending Machine Equals Investigation Of Eros, Pathos, And Logos

by BicicletaRusa April 12, 2025

Vending Machine

Something that the US military drops to the children of Afghanistan. It usually ends up killing thousands of children each year, which many Americans agree with.

Ex: "Hey David, gonna donate anything to the military this year?"
"I don't know, Bill. Maybe my vending machine! I hear they drop them on children in Afghanistan. Sounds like a great policy!"
"Hahaha!"

by Gregthisiswhywehateyou3 September 14, 2018