Vending Machine Drunk

To become so intoxicate, getting into a fight with a vending machine is your source of entertainment.

Seattle became so vending machine drunk, she went out looking for a fight with a coke machine.

by Anti-Texas March 15, 2010

Vending Valkyrie

Someone who wanders over to an obviously empty vending machine and stares at it for several minutes in the hope that through sheer will power alone the vending machine will magically refill itself.

He stared at me with that vacant look for several minutes like a Vending Valkyrie.

by Tiglath June 18, 2015

vended

a band where 2 slipknot founders made a band. BUT THEY ARE NOT SLIPKNOT 2 SO STOP FUCKING COMPARING THEM TO EACH OTHER.

man 1: have you heard of vended?

man 2: yeah, Corey Taylor's son band

man 1: yeah but dont compare them to slipknot, they are completely different from there fathers

by tdogino November 20, 2021

Vende

Another word for homosexual

Peter went in early, he’s such a vende.

by Themainmanaodjc August 05, 2019

Child support vending machine

When a female makes a thirst trap video that has her children in the video.

Easy on the simp boys, that's a child support vending machine.

by Buttcheekspyderbyte June 11, 2022

Rice vending machine

When you stick rice up someone’s ass and suck it out

Person 1: I did a rice vending machine last night

by Geo raptor October 05, 2021

vend me

Vend me, is to request services or goods to be sold to one.

Please vend me a cup of coffee.

by Smokinejn May 17, 2016