vending

chinaman

man lets go to chinatown and smack those vendings

by chinxunite March 24, 2003

volding

an immense pain In your stomach when you laugh and accidentally sound like Voldemort violently screeching "hhnng abra cadabra!"

man, Olvia was volding so hard last night, do you know if she's okay?

by -loser June 1, 2017

vending

hot asian man

oh jesus christ Vending is so hot!

by <3 March 24, 2003

vending

chinky von slanteyes

vending, you're such a chink

by joey bear March 24, 2003

Vending Machine Drunk

To become so intoxicate, getting into a fight with a vending machine is your source of entertainment.

Seattle became so vending machine drunk, she went out looking for a fight with a coke machine.

by Anti-Texas March 23, 2010

velging

to chew with only your tongue

velging llamas

by dbom December 4, 2013

Vending Valkyrie

Someone who wanders over to an obviously empty vending machine and stares at it for several minutes in the hope that through sheer will power alone the vending machine will magically refill itself.

He stared at me with that vacant look for several minutes like a Vending Valkyrie.

by Tiglath June 24, 2015