Alyx Vance

A realistic-looking chick from Half-Life 2. She is considered by some to be the hottest character in a video game.

My cousin likes to masturbate over sex poses he made with the nude Alyx Vance model in Garry's Mod.

by Lol internet September 7, 2008

Douche Bagger Vance

Douche Bagger Vance is a derogatory term referring to a golfer who is always talking a big game and/or representing himself as better then he actually is. Derived from the Will Smith golfing movie Bagger Vance.

Matt: Steve told me he shot a 68 yesterday
Tom: I was there, he shot a 94
Matt: Wow, that guy is a real Douche Bagger Vance

by Joker25 January 5, 2008

Vanderhelm

A soft and pudgy walrus-like man. (pejorative)

No Vanderhelm, you cannot have a cookie.

You can't go in the pool, all the cool kids will laugh at you. Don't be such a Vanderhelm.

by anonymous March 12, 2005

Vanness

Usually the type who are smart. This name is normally put on guys, and these guys are the type to be nice but if you make them mad, they are gonna smash you into little pieces.

Man, he’s like a Vanness!

by HumanMan123 January 5, 2018

Vance

Vance is an amazing, Nice and very charming person. He is always flashing his smile and loves to laugh. He loves to do anything that is energetic. When you see Vance he will always make you smile.

Woah! Look what Vance just did!

by K33P 1T R3AL March 10, 2015

vanderbilt

1. The only college in U.S. News’s top 20 to get either an A+, A, or A- in College Prowler’s girls rankings

2. One of the only universities to get an A+ for girls from College Prowler

Person 1: Dude, I'm going to Vanderbilt!
Person 2: Yeah, that's like a top 20 school, right?
Person 1: Yep - and unlike the other schools in the top 20, the girls actually look like girls!
Person 2: No way!

by Anonymous1027 May 9, 2008

Vander

Vander, the sweetest, kindest, charming, caring person you will ever meet. The best man and friend you will ever meet.

Vander is the best person ever.

by Barryduds July 28, 2019