Vaginement

when women are frequently in close proximity to each other and their periods become coinciding.

Abused Guy: Shit, these chicks are being total biatches today.... Oh wait.

Guy's Bro: What?

Abused guy: It's vaginement.

Guy's Bro: What?

Abused Guy: Vaginneeeemmeeennnnttt!!!

by obfooley February 11, 2010

Vaider

When a man figuratively rides the vagina of a female by always agreeing enthusiatically to her side of an argument , or laughing for the sake of making her feel funny.

James: "Jake has been sweating Jessica all night"
Thomas: "Thats because he is a vaider, lawl"

by Zanric July 25, 2011

Vain Imaginings

Vain Imaginings are those useless thoughts that go through a persons mind when they are being useless. The term is commonly used in religious documents. That's because God doesn't want people sitting on their ass doing nothing all day.

I spent my entire vacation enthralled in vain imaginings.

by MultiFest October 2, 2017

Vaanee

Vaanee is a very sweet person, on the inside. She is quite weird but very unique. If you have a Vaanee in your life, you are a very lucky person.

Girl: Vaanee is weird
Girl 2: Yeah, but she's also sweet

by Matilda Joan November 18, 2020

Vane

Undoubtly the greatest human being to walk this planet. She's good looking, smart and has the best personality anyone could every have. Not to mention how loyal she is to her friends.
An Amazing person.

Vane is evil and mean. But I love her

by Kev, Doggystyle? :P April 11, 2004

Vagine

Slang word for vagina.

Less crude and more amusing.

Charlotte get your vagine over here now!

by KiBeCh January 5, 2009

Vainectomy

This word applies to a person that has undergone an unnecessary procedure (usually plastic surgery)due to extreme vanity / vainness

Did you hear Vera had another vainectomy? Really? Yeah, she had her eyelids done.

Doug's wife wants him to go to the plastic surgeon to have his eyes tucked. Doug has steadfastly refused his wife's pleas to undergo this vainectomy. Instead he will continue to age naturally and gracefully.

by Mike Blanche March 31, 2007