Vacuum Position 

A sexual position involving food. To prepare one must first set up a trail of food around the house, i.e. nuts, cheese squares, pretzels, small foods. then the male, grabs the girls legs, and does a wheel barrow, while you move around the house having sex, while the female, eats the food you have so kindly laid out for her whilst you move her about the house, like a vacuum cleaner.

"So I tried the Vacuum Position last night bro."

"Finally took my advice? what kind of food did you lay out"

"oh, I just let her eat the dog food that spilled. no big"

Vacuum Position by BAMFasaurous March 8, 2009

Vacuum Throat 

A female that continues to give oral pleasure at no expense. One who is basically addicted to giving blow-jobs. Often enjoys swallowing semen as well.

I remember back in high school, there was this chick that gave head to like thirty dudes...bitch musta' had vacuum throat or something.

Vacuum Throat by Stevie Y July 3, 2005

Vacuum style 

When performing "doggy style" sex, the man grabs the arms of the woman and pulls back violently. When this happens her face will be thrown down to the ground. Now the man will oscillate her arms right and left so her head moves in curved motion. The man should make vacuum sounds as well. Works best with a dirty floor. Warning: facial rug burn may occur to woman.

"Hey Olivia, where did you get that really bad rug burn on your face?"

"O, that...Oliver performed vacuum style sex last night."

Vacuum style by SouthWest3 January 29, 2009

Vacuum seal 

A vacuum seal is when a women is getting fucked in her anus, vagina, and giving oral sex at the same time. This is only possible with either 3 guys & 1 girl, or 4 lesbians with strap -ons.

Dude, Me, Joe, and Billy Bob vacuum sealed this one girl last night!

Vacuum seal by Brian Begais June 19, 2008

Vacuum cleaner 

A female expert in fellatio who possesses a mouth stronger than both a vacuum cleaner and an octopus' suckers put together.

Time for some spring cleaning', I said, as I lay back and turned on the vacuum cleaner

Vacuum cleaner by Kip Stevens December 17, 2003

vacuum blowjob 

A blowjob by either a male or female that feels like placing the penis inside a running vacuum. Includes excessive sucking noises and scrapes by the teeth.

Janey sucked me so hard and scraped the hell outta my penis. She gave me a Vacuum Blowjob

vacuum blowjob by Javier January 12, 2005

vacuum pussy 

A pussy that sucks all the juices out of a dick, must be installed, batteries not included. Don't turn on full power or you can lose your dick!

"My girlfriend used the vacuum pussy on me last night, now I am dickless!"

vacuum pussy by Qwerty12e January 14, 2017