USB Herpes

When your USB flash drive becomes infected with a virus and passes it off to every computer you plug it into. Also any computer that an infected USB drive has been plugged into passes the virus off to every USB drive plugged into it.

"Your computer gave me USB herpes!"

by Staples Maffiaa August 9, 2009

USB odds

The probability of any given event resulting in a positive outcome constrained by the odds of initial USB plug insertion; which should be fifty percent, but in reality is closer to zero.

So, do you think we'll win the lottery this draw?
I'll give it USB odds.
Yeah, I NEVER get that fucker in on the first try.

by YAWA December 31, 2021

usb laundering

When you leave your USB drive in your pocket and wash your clothes. The drive typically works, smells fresh, and still has the same crap stored on it.

Damn i left my thumb drive in my pocket. I guess I am into USB laundering. I should throw my hat into the USB mob.

by doctoroctos March 30, 2009

USB Dongle Goblin

A fearsome demon with a USB plug in back for easy data transferral. Last Seen: Teen Girl Suad Episode 12

USB Dongle Goblin: "Here I come!"

by Madison Square Garden October 16, 2008

usb blasting

Slang for robot orgasms

I fuck my roomba because usb blasting is hot.

by PeePeeConsumer August 30, 2018

USB C to 3.5mm headphone adapter.

Buy multiple. Why don't all laptops just include a 3.5mm port?

I have lost my USB C to 3.5mm headphone adapter. please send help.

by OhNoThe3rd February 20, 2021

USB Whore

Somebody who uses their USB Flash drive in multiple computers.

Wow you are using a that drive in another computer? What a USB Whore! That's how viruses are spread, ya' know!

by FreaknJew January 13, 2010