USB-C 

A dumb port invented that was apparently designed to replace all cables. However, it was really to screw us over and make us buy new devices and a shitload of adapters.

USB-C knock knock joke:
A: Knock knock!

B: Who's there?

A: USB!

B: USB who?

A: C.

B: F*ck you.

USB-C by joseph bin laden January 20, 2017

USB C to 3.5mm headphone adapter.

Buy multiple. Why don't all laptops just include a 3.5mm port?

I have lost my USB C to 3.5mm headphone adapter. please send help.

USB C to 3.5mm headphone adapter. by OhNoThe3rd February 20, 2021

xbox usb cable 

Cable used to convert from Xbox controller port to USB female port.

Neil, where is my fucking USB cable you lazy prick

xbox usb cable by snookmz March 20, 2005

USB cap

1) The top to a USB.

2) The head of a Ultimate Super Big penis.

3) The hat you put on a Uterus Sucking Bastard.

1) "Dude i can't find my USB cap."

2) "I can't fit your USB cap in my mouth."

3) "Hey before you go down there, you must remember to put on this hat!"

USB cap by bigsackinthemiddle April 17, 2008

USBC 

Acronym for you suck big cock

Why you talking to that man, USBC.

USBC by Bezphrenz August 29, 2020