USB-C

A dumb port invented that was apparently designed to replace all cables. However, it was really to screw us over and make us buy new devices and a shitload of adapters.

USB-C knock knock joke:
A: Knock knock!

B: Who's there?

A: USB!

B: USB who?

A: C.

B: F*ck you.

by joseph bin laden January 20, 2017

USB C to 3.5mm headphone adapter.

Buy multiple. Why don't all laptops just include a 3.5mm port?

I have lost my USB C to 3.5mm headphone adapter. please send help.

by OhNoThe3rd February 20, 2021