Using an Umbrella

1) A smart thing to do.

2) Something people with common sense do when there is water falling out of the sky.

1) "Wow how did you think of doing something so smart?"
"I don't know; all I'm doing is using an umbrella."

2) Me: "Look there's water falling out of the sky."
People with common sense: *pulls out and opens umbrellas*
People w/o common sense: *don't use umbrellas, get pneumonia, and DIE*

by Live.Love.Learn July 31, 2009

using autism as an insult

The most fucking idiotic thing to do.

Autism has levels and using autism as an insult is actually not offensive but idiotic as fuck because there's levels of severity of autism. People with level 1 autism are actually usually smarter then people without it.

by Your Gays July 9, 2020

usana

Supplements and health foods sold through independent distributors at prices that are generally higher than comparable items at local health food stores. Top down style marketing is used to promote this brand. Some people who opt in as a seller do not want to pressure friends or family or devote enough time to recruit other resellers.

I spent $33 on 9 servings of whey and fiber from Usana when I could've gone to my local store and bought 32 servings of whey/fiber with comparable nutrition for $25 from vitamin shoppe.

by The clapper chia pet October 21, 2013

I Heard You Using the Microwave

This means that somebody was too loud during sex the night before.

'Microwave' refers to the coitus that was had.

Justine: Good morning, guys! How did you sleep?
Carla: Not very well.
Justine: why?
Carla: I heard you using the microwave last night..
Justine: Oh dear..

'You're just jealous because you heard HER using the microwave but you can't handle that heat!'

by #THE_QUEEN November 17, 2016

USAirways

To screw company employees by cutting pay to poverty levels and blaming employees for incompetent management.

We got USAirways'ed today. Some kneejerk bankruptcy judge cut our pay 21%.

by Bruce Lakefield March 6, 2005

Usaid

It’s simple, Usaid is a great stand up guy! Filled with sexiness and bravado. Ultimately is the man of the crowd and silences even the greatest of men around him

I aspire to be a Usaid one day

by Heizenberg143 August 29, 2021

why am i using urban dictionary?

Either you don't own an actual dictionary or your looking for funny definitions like this

why am i using urban dictionary? Oh yeah, I'm not allowed in the bookstore after I hit that guy so I don't have any books

by UltraBoss December 2, 2016