urgency

Something Aussies don't comprehend.

Man in taxi: I need to be there by 8 o'clock with urgency and it's 7:55 now. Can you go as quickly as you can?
Melbourne Taxi driver: Ah, we'll be right. No worries.
(Taxi driver misses every light in the next kilometre by going 40kph)

by The Phantom Lexi September 18, 2017

quick-urgent

To deliver before the request was even thought of

Get me those leads, quick-urgent!

by NumptyChimp September 11, 2005

Urgent texter

Someone who replies immediately to a text

"Thank you for responding immediately, you are an urgent texter!"

by HOTDEPUTYMOMMA August 2, 2015

ursen

Ursen Black is a young writer who takes a lot of L’s. He suffers from crippling depression as well as terminal uniqness. Passions include: aggressively hitting head against walls, anime, constantly questioning every meticulous detail of his life, making shitty internet art, and snorting lines of coffee grounds. If found in the wild, treat with extreme care. His angst is extremely contagious and side effects of interaction may include: cuddle after warmth, trivia about T.V shows that no one cares about, a need for therapy, and eccentric thoughts about taking on new and unnecessary hobbies. (Please dear god help me, I am so alone in this world and I am afraid of dying without ever being understood. I’m dying inside. FUCK!!!)

Ursen: Noun:

Pronounced : uh-R-Sin

URSEN!!! YOU DUMB FUCK. STOP DOING THAT.

URSEN CALM DOWN!!!

by $adbo1 July 25, 2018

urkenslickdoingabong

Something my friend Isaac, who is a petty child, says for me to look up on urban dictionary.

Me: Give me a word.
Isaac: urkenslickdoingabong

by chloethegoat May 20, 2019

ueenbe

your name is Queen Bee

jUsT dOiNg ThAt QuIrKy tT tReNd WhErE yOu ReMoVe ThE fIrSt AnD lAsT lEtTeR oF yOuR nAmE

Stan Miraculous Ladybug

QueenBee: Your going to wish you didn’t wear that utterly ridiculous costume.

by Miraculous Dictionary May 24, 2021

Urgenslow

Something presented as urgent that isn't. Often used by sly would-be manipulators or egocentrics to achieve priority for their concerns over those of others. A low form of peasant-cunning, often used by the unintelligent. Once identified, this person's subsequent 'urgent' requests are never taken seriously. Can denote both the item and the process. See also superurgenslow.

A: "Please, you have to deal with this now, it's URGENT!"
B: 1 hour later "Okay, it's done. Can you please confirm you have it? Hello? Hello? Where did you go?"
C: "I can't believe you fell for that. All of his things are Urgenslow. Oh, by the way, I really think you should go to the bathroom now..."

by Sataneyes February 7, 2022