Upright man

In old thieves' cant, the head of a gang of mendicants or vagrants.

"An Upright man is of so much authority that, meeting with any of his profession, he may cal them to accompt, and commaund a share or snap vnto him selfe of al that they haue gained by their trade in one moneth." - Awdelev: Fraternity of Vacabondes (1561)

by kassyopeia July 27, 2023

downright upright

downright upright is how a standing naked dude's boner looks - flat against his abs and pointing to the ceiling.

Every time I sniff Matt's cummy jockstraps, I get downright upright!

by USAF Cadet March 7, 2021

uptightaitus

Affliction in which the person exhibits symptoms of stress, bitchiness and tension that can manifest itself into aches and pains. There is no cure, but the symptoms can be treated.

In order to ease his uptightaitus, he went to the bar to throw back a few.

by effinb March 14, 2010

upright

This refers to an act of oral sex being performed on a man as he stands, while the woman doing the favor is kneeling before him...an "upright (blowjob)".

"Just because we went out to dinner once, he thought he was entitled to an upright, or something."

by Rhonda Q. October 21, 2006

upright bass

A large female who likes intercourse while standing, particularly anal.

Man, that Two-ton Tessa loves it up the shitter against the wall. She's the best upright bass I've plucked in years.

by ziddi van der zee January 1, 2005

Hoover Upright

Formal request for receiving oral sex, while standing up.

Note: Receiver must be standing with 15 degrees of upright, to either side.

To whom it may concern,

I’m writing to express my interest in receiving a Hoover Upright on this night. If it behooves you to comply, please alert me post haste.

Sincerely,
Your Compatriot

by ToadilyP3rf June 24, 2022

Upright Citizens Brigade

Go there if you just can't get enough of the high school cafeteria. Cool kids only sit with other cool kids and losers sit with other losers. The only difference here is most of the "cool" kids were nerds in high school and are now living out there fantasy of finally getting to treat other people like crap on the sidewalk. Alot of social politics. Talent pool isn't bad but not worth the hype.
At this point it's become a giant corporation and the school is run like a factory. It's no longer the little guy just trying to make it in the world. They used to perform in a tiny black box fire hazard because they loved and believed in what they were doing. But hey, that's show business.

UCB'rs question: Where do you do improv?
Kind unassuming persons answer: The Pit
UCB'rs response: oh :/

UCB'rs question: Oh, where do you do improv?
unassuming ucb students answer: Upright Citizens Brigade
UCB'rs response: Are you on a Harold Team?
unassuming ucb students answer: no
UCB'rs response: oh :/

by factthis February 16, 2009