surprised/unexpected reaction

When you receive a text you weren't expecting, you have questions but dont want to directly ask them. You know what other person meant but youre surprised

*Have been texting for a while now..*
Guy: You're soo weird
Girl: uhh thanks?
Guy: In a good way you're unlike any other girl..:)
Girl: :)
Guy: :* (guy feels like if in person, he would make a move and kisses her)
Girl: ?.? (girl is surprised guy text kisses her , surprised/unexpected reaction , like WTF just happened)
Guy: :3 (Guy happy she was surprised)

by LolaBob December 4, 2012

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Unexpected toke.

When you are a mild stoner and someone offers you a free toke on unexpected occasions.

I hardly get stoned at all. I only really get stoned when I have an unexpected toke.

by HighlifeGoodTimes October 27, 2012

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An Unexpected Delivery

When you get a box or package delivered to your doorstep that contains multiple used condoms, and a piece of paper on which a woman had her period on.

The unidentified package that arrived at the white house on January 5th, 1997 was "An Unexpected Delivery".

by Mr. Twister and a Side Salad October 21, 2011

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Unexpected Load

When a man is under the belief that he is having protected sex with a female, only to find he is wrong.

Did you here about Steve?

Yeah, his "Unexpected Load" is due in about 9 months.

OR

He thought I was on the pill.

Jesus Kathy, that's a hell of an "Unexpected Load" to explain to poor Steve.

by holymarymotherofdeath November 19, 2011

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