A fictional football team based on real college students. Selected by John D and named by Joseph F the team stands at an average of 5"7 the tallest player being Sam F with the shortest being Generoso D/Michael J. The current manager is Hans Moleman (from T.V. show 'The Simpsons') and captain is John D. With a 4-4-2 formation the team's traditional colours include black, white with some grey. Since 2005 the team have had over 6 sponsors including Pepsi, Innovations, ProTech, McDonalds, Waitrose and SportsWorld. Their most aggressive player is Lee W and the player with the scruffiest hair is James B. Daniel T (goalkeeper) has the most favourable styled hair - an 'old skool' carribean afro.
The real Moleman United college players entered a 5-a-side football tournament last year and finished 3rd. Coincidently, only five members of the team are world class. Joseph F, Chris G, Generoso D, John D and Peter H.
by John Duckworth July 21, 2008
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1.When someone is taking a long time
2.Another word for Lagging
3.Someone from a group who is running late.
4.When a group of people doesn't show up on time.
2.Another word for Lagging
3.Someone from a group who is running late.
4.When a group of people doesn't show up on time.
1st Example
Person #1 - Where's John?
Person #2 - I don't know but he's being LAG UNIT Right now
2nd Example
(John finally shows up)
Person #1 - OHHHHHH LAG UNIT!!!!!!
(John feels bad)
Person #1 - Where's John?
Person #2 - I don't know but he's being LAG UNIT Right now
2nd Example
(John finally shows up)
Person #1 - OHHHHHH LAG UNIT!!!!!!
(John feels bad)
by Spitairatyew November 20, 2011
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P1: Who’s this new group I keep seeing?
P2: Oh that’s Now United, you haven’t heard of them before?
P1: No, but I have now.
P2: Well all day *wink wink* I’ve been listening to them and I like it like it like it like that *wink wink* 😉
P2: Oh that’s Now United, you haven’t heard of them before?
P1: No, but I have now.
P2: Well all day *wink wink* I’ve been listening to them and I like it like it like it like that *wink wink* 😉
by Lilly Tale September 16, 2019
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Tim: “Dan, why the long face?”
Dan: “I thought that girl from accounting was fairly nice until I got a couple drinks in her and she turned into a cum guzzling gutter slut.”
Tim: “what do you mean?”
Dan: ”She was a total Cum Disposal Unit. Everyone got their turn in.”
Tim: “Oh I see. What sorority was she in?”
Dan: “I thought that girl from accounting was fairly nice until I got a couple drinks in her and she turned into a cum guzzling gutter slut.”
Tim: “what do you mean?”
Dan: ”She was a total Cum Disposal Unit. Everyone got their turn in.”
Tim: “Oh I see. What sorority was she in?”
by Beef_Curtain007 November 7, 2011
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Monster Hunter Freedom Unite has more missions, equipment, and monsters than Monster Hunter Freedom 2. A new feature is a Felyne fighter to help you on your quests. You can also get Rarity 9 and 10 armor and weapons. In addition, the player can now hold up to 99 of each item type in his/her box, store up to 20 equipment sets, and get ten equipment pages instead of six. A new type of quest, the "Epic Hunting Quest", will be introduced, which will enable the hunter to take on, one by one, up to 4 different monsters in one quest, as shown in the released demo. Weapons can now have up to purple sharpness which is higher than white sharpness. You can now accept HR 7-9 quests in the gathering hall and new elder quests outside the gathering hall near the village elder.
Monster Hunter Freedom Unite has more missions, equipment, and monsters than Monster Hunter Freedom 2. A new feature is a Felyne fighter to help you on your quests. You can also get Rarity 9 and 10 armor and weapons. In addition, the player can now hold up to 99 of each item type in his/her box, store up to 20 equipment sets, and get ten equipment pages instead of six. A new type of quest, the "Epic Hunting Quest", will be introduced, which will enable the hunter to take on, one by one, up to 4 different monsters in one quest, as shown in the released demo. Weapons can now have up to purple sharpness which is higher than white sharpness. You can now accept HR 7-9 quests in the gathering hall and new elder quests outside the gathering hall near the village elder.
Guy 1:Still playing MHF2?
Guy 2:Yeah why?
Guy 1:You can port your charactor into the new game!
*Hands him Monster Hunter Freedom Unite*
Guy 2:Holy crap! Epic win!
Guy 2:Yeah why?
Guy 1:You can port your charactor into the new game!
*Hands him Monster Hunter Freedom Unite*
Guy 2:Holy crap! Epic win!
by RawrItsPanda October 20, 2009
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The club share a fierce rivalry with the other lot from Cambridgeshire, Peterborough United - AKA the scum.
The club share a fierce rivalry with the other lot from Cambridgeshire, Peterborough United - AKA the scum.
by cufctilidie November 29, 2011
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