Ukraine

A place that putin really wants

Putin: I NEED UKRAINE!!!

by Utrasel March 4, 2022

Umbraining

When it's raining enough to need an umbrella!

Kind of like when "It's raining cat's and dogs" so.. heavy rain. Really. Simple.

You don't need an umbrella - It's not umbraining yet

by Umbrellaa August 2, 2010

Ukrainian knuckle duster

A sex position in which you double fist a woman with your wrists together, while squatting over her and slamming your hands inside the woman's cooch like an oil well.

Sex isn't the same with my wife anymore since she let me whip out the Ukrainian knuckle duster

by turbo_moisture December 8, 2018

Ukrainian barbecue

Getting on the GP.
Having a sweet puff cola.
Having a shardonnay

When the chef wants to fire up the glass barbie, or Ukrainian barbecue

by Bbqpitmaster February 23, 2021

umraan

he is a snitch
a virgin 4 life
noone loves him
i have told 30 women there thoughts ( Srsly )
and they all hated him
but luai,ali,omar big d and omar small d are sexy pieces of candy

umraan is dumb

by jamcia bro October 19, 2021

Ukrainian Jumpcut

When a man is having sex with a woman from behind and jumps up, removing his penis from the girl’s vagina just before he is about to ejaculate, and then lands so his penis slides into the girl’s asshole, using his ejaculate as lube.

“I’ve always wanted to try a Ukrainian Jumpcut, but I’m afraid I’ll miss and break my dick”.

by QCumBear August 30, 2021

Ukrainian Mistletoe

When 2 Ukrainian brothers attend a Christmas party and stand under a mistletoe and as per Ukrainian tradition they measure their penises the male with longer cock gets to smash a beer bottle on the losers head

Jamilyn attended this years Christmas party but accidentally stepped under the mistletoe causing a Ukrainian mistletoe safe to say she lost

by Swazey1450 March 2, 2023