Typewriter

The longest word you can type with one line of your keyboard.

Typewriter

by INeedTherapyPleaseHelp June 26, 2023

Typewriter

When you're bored AF so you go to the local Zoo and start mowing down animals with your guns

Guy 1: I heard there was a SWAT team at the zoo earlier?
Guy 2: you didn't hear? Gary lost his shit and went full typewriter earlier!
Guy 1: damn! I knew he was bored, but I didn't know he was THAT bored!

by GaryBoy420 June 27, 2019

Chinese Typewriter

Its where you power-stroke, but just with the first 3 inches.

John "Hey did you hook up with that girl last night?"
Will "Yea. I showed her my chinese typewriter."

by freddywop June 28, 2023

The Italian Typewriter

The act of furiously poking a woman’s breasts, preferably large and on the nipples, then slapping them to the right, like you would a typewriter.

Bro I did the Italian Typewriter to Stacy last night, and then she came like Niagara Falls.

by EBT03 May 4, 2019

defective typewriter

Skipping the menstrual cycle

Rizzo: “I feel like a defective typewriter.”
Marty: “Huh?”
Rizzo: “I skipped a period.”

by Cowsforlunch August 22, 2022

typewriter

believe. it’s believe.

imagine being a typewriter

by anon103739 December 1, 2020

monkeys and typewriters

No fucking chance, man. Even with infinite chances, time, and probability, it ain't happening.

"Did your team survive?"
"They were too inexperienced. You know, monkeys and typewriters."

by onebakedsnake October 5, 2021