The Typewriter

A sex move in which the man (or lesbian lover) slaps his/her partner's breast and then tickles the nipple, akin to the motion made when reaching the end of the line on a typewriter. Also known as 'the slap and tickle'

'Yo bro did you crack out the typewriter'
'Yeah she likes it rough'
'Maybe I'll try the keyboard next...'

by LaurelAndHardy April 13, 2014

Sideways Michigan Typewriter

A sexual act in which a man spreads honey on his dick and uses it adhere aspirin to it. He then asks someone to suck off the honey and aspirin from his dick.

Anna had a headache so Joseph gave her a sideways Michigan typewriter. Her head was fine after that.

by lacequill October 14, 2020

broken typewriter

A girl who misses a period.

"I feel like a broken typewriter. I missed my period."
-- Grease

by jevanyn August 21, 2009

Lithuanian Typewriter

The act of blotting, or typing out words while ejaculating profusely on someone's chest.

I gave George's mail order bride a Lithuanian Typewriter after I got her a Visa.

by pfunknewts July 16, 2009

Mexican Typewriter

A fake sexual act that an outsider might pretend to know of when you and your friends laugh about someone doing it to a girl. After he laughs you call him out for not knowing what it is, because no one knows.

Hey Skunda, did hear about when Kabak pulled a Mexican Typewriter on that LBFM in Guambodia?

everyone laughs

Hey Chickenwheel, do you even know what that is? No? Cause we just made that up.

by AVLRider October 15, 2010

Chicago Typewriter

When you fuck a chick from behind (anal or vaginal) and you pull your cock out right before you cum and tap it on her back as you cum making a sound like a typewriter

I left a red mark on shirley's back when I gave her a chicago typewriter

by Dude that fucks Jessica Alba October 15, 2008

asian typewriter

Someone who uses the phrases "Ya" or "Def" in short of "Definitely". These people usually talk like they just swallowed a load of cum, and are on a sugar high from 4 nights ago.

Damn that sex was good last night.
Ya
You're such a fucking asian typewriter

by wapgiokjtmahouwhna December 20, 2017