twonk

just an absolute idiot

‘oi issy you absolute twonk’ said jamie aggressively

by oo la la November 18, 2019

Twonk

A special kind of specimen (usually named Lucas) that is so utterly idiotic that retarded doesn’t really give him any justice

Oi you-the one licking the road-get off your arse you twonk.

by Ploppuwoo February 8, 2020

Twonk

A twonk is a fat/overweight Asian (just like twink, but for overweight Asian)

Asian: That is STILL incorrect
EXAMP: Alright, Twonk.

by .owO. February 11, 2020

TWONK

When someone is being an idiot or is pissing you off and finally if a person is being an absolute piss licker

Piss off you TWONK

by GAYBOYBRUV February 29, 2020

TWONK

When someone is being an idiot or is pissing you off or is being an absolute piss licker

Piss off you twonk

by GAYBOYBRUV February 29, 2020

Twonk

1. A person who is an idiot
2. An insult between two friends

Gertrude: “oh no i just walked into a wall”
Barry: “haha well done you twonk”

by anonymous October 22, 2020

Twonk

For when it's not Christmas

👇👇👇down there u twonk👇👇👇

by ImADissapointmentToMyParents14 October 31, 2020