twerp

A person who sits in the bathtub and collects farts in bottles.

He does this by filling a bottle with water and, while holding the bottle underwater, displaces the water inside it with intestinal gas. The bottle should be capped quickly, then labeled with the born-on date and any other pertinant data.

This technique was invented by Eichler Stench in Castro Valley, California, in the mid-1950s. He had an amazing collection of bottles well into his forties. He often carried a bottle or two to fend off Pachuco boys who wanted to beat him up. When faced with a bottle of July 17, 1958, even the most vile and greasy-haired Pachuco would turn and run.

Eichler Stench was last seen in Pacific Palisades, California.

Eichler Stench was the most prolific twerp I've ever known. He once showed my son his impressive collection of bottled farts.

by Bumkicker Slade April 24, 2005

twerky

Softly dancing the twerk to let someone know you are horny or want to have sex.

Boy comes up to girl and does a little booty bounce or a small twerking motion, hence this is a signal that it's "twerky" time.

by Vidaurri25 September 1, 2013

Twerky Jerky

Very disgusting.

When you are twerking and you poop a small amount.

Sally: Great Scott!

Amelia: What is it?
Sally: The bass drop made some twerky jerky.
Amelia: Not the first time.

by Msevil399 August 21, 2014

twerping

Childish dancing done by an adult, trying to impress the audience as being sexy or cool...and failing.

Mylie Cyrus misspelled her dance routine at the 2013 MVA as twerking, when it was really twerping.

Or,
See that? Reason 41 why has-beens shouldn't grind on stage.
Serious twerping, dude. What a fool.

by Seen it all, liked some of it September 5, 2013

twerpitude

Attitude observed in preteen and adolescent youth as they progress from elementary school into the middle school grades. Female students frequently exhibit more twerpitude than their male peers and at an earlier age. Twerpitude is especially severe in grades 7, 8 and 9, during which time it seems to peak and then level off as they near college age.

Parent, "I was thinking of chaperoning the middle school dance."
Daughter, "Oh my god! if you do you, you'll ruin my life. How could you possibly be such an insensitive moron."
Parent, "Hey, lighten up with the twerpitude."

by parent of a 7th grader August 20, 2010

twerty

The ages between late twenties and early thirties. Similar to tween. Around 27-32 years old.

I know he is thirty-nine, but he doesn't look a day over twerty.

by Janet L. Jackaruso February 10, 2008

Twerly

Comes from the question asked by concessionary free bus pass users in the mornings, as the pass does not come into effect until 0930 hrs. "Am I t'w early ?" = twerly

Am I twerly?

by Dufflepud January 31, 2009