Tweeting

The act of sending and recieving messages via Twitter.com.

" I was tweeting to my girlfriend last night. "

" Did you see the message i tweeted to Travis ? "

by Plumberboy May 11, 2009

twelving

To 'space out'. Specifically the special sort of mental sluggishness brought on by watching television or any similar mental haze.

1: "Which street do we turn onto?"
2: "Huh? Oh, sorry. I don't know. I must have been twelving."

by Ninniane McFey October 12, 2005

tweelings

Tweelings is a word used by Miley Cyrus on her twitter account. It means Twitter feelings.

Twitter + Feelings = Tweelings

Miley Cyrus Tweet: I just got my tweelings hurt. ( feelings on twitter )
about 16 hours ago from web

Miley Cyrus Twitter post: I just got my tweelings hurt. ( feelings on twitter )
about 16 hours ago from web

by Prison.isn't.a.joke. October 20, 2009

twelving

The act of taking a solid 12 minutes alone and masturbating online.

E: Hey mate
E: you still here frend?
E: ..you been gone solid 12 minute, mate. You masturbating?

R: YES FREND I GOD DAMN TWELVING ALMOST DONE.

by kuack January 15, 2013

Tweeking

Also known as a foursome or orgy; Tweeking is when four participants of either the male, female or unspecified genders participate in fornicating with one another at the same time.

Ryan: Hey, you wanna' go tweeking?
Tweek: I'm in.
Chez Mix: Oh wait, Batman's not here. We need another person.
Tweek: God dammit.

by Batman>:( November 13, 2011

subversive tweeting

Tweeting while you're being paid to do your job, not tweeting. Say at a really boring staff meeting, or while on the phone with your boss.

Sally is the queen of subversive tweeting--she sent out forty tweets during that brainstorming session at work on Monday.

by Sleeping with Ward Cleaver June 22, 2009

butt tweeting

What happens when you sit on a smartphone with the Twitter app installed. Similar in concept to butt dialing, but more embarassing because it can be seen by the whole world.

Herp: dsfargeg asdf blueberry muffins
Derp: @Herp wtf?
Herp: @Derp Sorry, my smartphone keeps butt tweeting.

by Kimura January 4, 2012