Turdi

codename for a male mate/Boyfriend acting like a rediculously jelous control freak.

You go out with your friends and your boyfriend calls you 15 times within the next 2 minutes. You finally answer the phone and he's freaking out because your not hanging out with him. You hang up because your fed up with his rediculousness and talk to your friends.

You: OMG! Turdi will not leave me the fuck alone!

Boy: Just don't pick up to Turdi!!

....Unfortuantely this is a real life example.

by Ikkinikki420 October 27, 2011

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Turdy Squirty

A sexual act involving excrement

You start by pooing in a condom. Then you tie a knot in the open end of it and cut a tiny hole in the other end. Point the hole towards your partner and squeeze the condom. The tiny hole will squirt your turd (hence the name) all over your partner. You can additionally help each other lick it clean

Boyfriend: Do you wanna do the Turdy Squirty?
Girlfriend: Ok, but only if you help me clean it

by gayasswhale February 18, 2020

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Curtie Turdy

The best goddamn turd there ever was.

Wow, did you see that hottie? What a Curtie Turdy!

by Curtie Turdy May 7, 2014

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verty turdy

When you shit take a shit but the turd stands straight up. Short for “vertical turd”

I just shit out verty turdy and it was touching the rim of the bowl!

by turdburgaler69 June 14, 2023

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Turdy Bird

A term of endearment, usually given to offspring who still shit their diaper.

Damn turdy bird, that is one stank ass diaper you've got there.

by jurassicsquash February 15, 2024

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TURDIS

TURDIS is an acronym for: Totally Useless Restroom Disappearing Into Space.
The public restroom looking like TARDIS appearing in Goat Simulator: Waste Of Space is named TURDIS

TURDIS

Totally Useless Restroom Disappearing Into Space
-goat simulator when turdis is found the first time

by UN|kn|OWN May 29, 2019

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